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This article/image/category/whatever is intentionally bad. The author of the article is not a n00b who does not know what funny is, is in fact literate in the English language, has an elementary school or higher level of education, and the shift key on his keyboard is functioning correctly. You just wouldn't know it by looking at the article.

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“I've got nothing to declare but my genius.

Oh, and, uh, some oranges. They were a gift. I'm not smuggling them, honest.”

~ Mark Twain on Humility

Jesus didn't care about the last supper.

Mark Twain invented Rough Gay Wolf Sex in 2005. The most amazing part of this, though, is that it eventually led the way to the formation of the United Spades of Amerika.

After this was accomplished, it was criticized greatly by Congress who used the argument "Now that's just fucking retarded." However, the argument was quickly countered with the rebuttal "Oh yeah? Make me." The debate raged on for over 1,134 years before finally being settled when Vin Diesel ate all who opposed.

The natural byproduct of the human feast, Flogiston, eventually went on to become a very popular carbonated soda. It was the first soda to be sold with a spoon and lighter allowing you to freebase it. Over 70% of the population became addicted. This was seen as a great thing for the Nation as the withdrawal symptons were increased vocabulary, initiative, reading comprehension, and inability to make grammatical errors. It was eventually mandated that all people become addicted to Flogiston. Experiments in forced addiction to other drugs, such as crack coaine and watching ESPNews at three in the morning for the sixth straight half hour, even though all the highlights are EXACTLY THE SAME, proved disastrous.

By that time, the gooks had become seriously offended by the obvious racial implications. In a protest, they stormed A Michael Jackson concert. It was covered on FOX News, known for its extremely liberal viewpoints. The anchor for that night, Shepherd Smith filling in for Dan Rather, had this to say about the incident:

“Oh, God, the flashbacks... the flashbacks... I'm having the flashbacks again... get daddy his pills and lock him in his panic room.”

~ Shepherd Smith on Protestors

Time for your medication

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However, there were also major supporters. Noted homosexual Fred Phelps, owner and operator of the GodHatesStraights.com website, showed his support by setting up a small tent city outside of a Wal-Mart. He and his supporters sayed there for years, eventually intermarrying and giving birth to Super-Inbreeds, children that were born with the ability to say "y'all see the race sunday?" and never learn a single new word through the rest of their live. They led boring lives, but were at least kept informed on the happening of NASCAR at all time.

Roald Dahl used the event as inspiration for his famous eleventeen-line poem, In Da Closet. The work went on to great acclaim and is now taught in almost every 9th grade English class in the Nation, instilling a deep hatred in every student of not only literature, but also politics. In a government that requires total ignorance of the citizens to function unimpeded, this is hailed as a great achievement. In fact, Senator Scruff McGruff illustrated this concept best when he banged your mom live on C-Span. No one dared question the deadly Kung-Fu trained Senator, and so he never apologized.

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