Gerbil Tennis

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Gerbil Tennis is the much beloved national sport of Moldova, and considered a great national sport by all (except the gerbils).

[edit] Origination

In 1942, the gerbil Columbini went virtually insane. This is generally attributed to ∩ but scientists and ichthyologists still debate about it. But anyways, this drove them to bash it into the pavement with a tennis racket (invented in 1821). Instead of the splat that he expected, the gerbil bounced and nearly smashed into his face (and it is still bouncing to this day), and as most people do, he made a gazillion dollars off of it.

[edit] Playing

Playing Gerbil tennis is easy. First you have to find a gerbil (preferably a dead one since live ones seem to hold a grudge). Then you have to find an opponent, which might be a hard since the gerbil accelerate at a rate of where t is time, thus the gerbil can kill you in a matter of seconds. Then you just need to go into a tennis court and hit the gerbil with your racket. The winner is the one killed last!

[edit] Competition

every year when the gerbils spawn... there is a gerbil off to decrease the overpopulating population. Held in Moldova, where any amateur player can get to by dodo-the national bird of Moldova-there is a thrilling competition with absouloutely no rules.

[edit] Other fun activities such as gerbiling

Gerbiling was invented by Olive Oyl after a freak farming accident involving Minnesota and a platoon of gerbils. One morning, as Olive was brushing her teeth with peanut butter, the latch on her gerbil cage randomly exploded, and it started to herd the cows into random arrangements.

Guinea-pig golf is also a sport derived from the popular sport of Gerbil Tennis. Invented in 2001 during a storm the inventor ,mistook his best pal for a ball, he realized that the Aerodynamic properties of guinea-pigs where much better for golf than just a little white ball. This began the ever popular game of guinea-pig golf. An annual tournament is held on the first Friday in May.