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| Motto: "Drei Reicher!, Zwei Völker!, Ein Führer!" | |||||
| Anthem: Wieaghra | |||||
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| Capital | Berlin | ||||
| Largest city | Birmingham | ||||
| Official languages | German | ||||
| Government | Federal Republic | ||||
| -Kohl-in-Chief(A.K.A Führer) | "Angela Kohl von Rotten Regen zu Berliningrade-Scheisse-Schwarzenburg" | ||||
| -Deputy Führer | Linda McCartney | ||||
| National Hero(es) | David Hasselhoff Adolf Hitler Rammstein Heinrich Himmler Crazy Frog | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Tried to declare independence on February 31st 1939, but failed to find the proper forms, so they invaded Poland. | ||||
| Currency | Cascada CDs | ||||
| Religion | Beer, Expansionism, Bondage, Imperialism, and Nazism | ||||
| Major exports | The Umlaut, Lederhausen, Salt water, Armies, Sauerkraut, Bier, Hamburger, Frankfurter, the Anti-Christ, Spare Automobile Parts, The Worst Way To Pronounce W, Teutonic Efficiency, Jews | ||||
| Major imports | Nazism, Barbeques, Turkish People, and chemicals. | ||||
“Its a shame how the place turned out after we left no swastiks...wheres adolf when you need him?”
~ Nazis on the Germany of today
“One world cup and two world wars! Do dah do dah!”
~ British person on the UK's and Germany's relationship
“Ve vere having a very nice time an the Beaches trying to enchoy oor French Holiday, un denn dose British and American schweinhunds came und chased us avay!!”
~ German Soldiers on D-day
“Not all Germans are Nazis, only the good ones”
~ German on German citizens
“I love german salt water.”
~ Oscar wilde on Germany's salt walter
| Germany (pronounced "Naa-tzee-land-ur"), or Big Mean Adolf's House has been a dominating force since its creation in 1989. It is a scientific fact that Germany is the superior Country in all the world and all of its People are the chosen race and any one who says otherwise will be sodomized! |
Note: The previous sentence was written by a delusional German with an inferiority complex.
The new colour of Germany is pink, Just look at a globe.
Germans are known as "Krauts" all over the world. Germany ist ein Federalidascheinkraborg, conzisting of 16 Laundries("Länder") und headed by der annually elected Führer. The 26th Holder of der Führerstadthaus is Bruno. It's inhabited by tall blue eyed Blondes that feed on Beer, Sauerkraut, and smaller Nations. Names of foreign Countries outside Germany often bewilder the homeland Population, because they are clearly inferior. This has often sparked embarrassing international Parking and Population shift problems (see World War one/two/three). Germany is located in the middle of Europe and borders many Countries, including France. This border is the source of much Conflict, and by Conflict this means many, many eatings of the French Army. Even throughout all this bloodshed, Germany still has managed to make the finest Beer and Cars this side of the Rhine since 1930. However, the close proximity of Beer, Cars, loaded Weapons and the Autobahn led to nearly all of Germany's Population being destroyed.
The entire Population which now inhabits today's Germany is composed almost entirely of Germans, who exhibit Behavior unique to their Environment. Germans have been known to feel a psychological mass Urge known as Blitzkrieg in which Germans feel the need to gain more Liebensraum (Room for making love, although germans are commonly regarded as poor lovers) at the expense of all of their Neighbours. This activity is traditionally accompanied with a mass frenzy to join the German Army.
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[edit] Constant struggle for World Domination
Within every German national lies an unbelievable urge for world domination. Evidence of this can be seen if one reads about Germany's colourful past; for example, WWI and WWII.
Radicalism is a traditional urge passed down from the power-hungry Prussians and Bavarians, both of whom - through selective evolution and cybernetic implants - created a new type of German which would constantly feel the need to Krieg. This backfired when the first prototypes blew up. However, the effects from the experiments continued to manifest themselves every 20 or so years.
After WWI, you would think that the Germans would realize that they are not very good at wars and so would give up without further embarrassment. However, a mere twenty years later, under the leadership of a short Austrian, they decided to give it another shot.
After the Second World War, the Germans had nearly wiped out their entire extra population by beginning to invades states of mind. Enough Germans made it out of the fierce battles that such states of mind cause, the survivors returned to re-populate. But inside each German is a feeling of how maybe if they had tried just a bit harder they could of had them. Aww...
Today, there are more Nazis in Australia than any other country. They thought maybe if they did the Hitler Salute there, people wouldn't know what they were doing. They were obviously correct.
[edit] The German Saga
- You may be looking for Nazis and not even know it!
The Holy Mormon Empire stood for nearly one thousand years (843-1806). During this period, the Germans practiced what would become their Foreign Policy; AnnexdeShitoutofeveryvon ('economic co-operation' in English). The Empire was founded by Charlemagne. Charlemagne maintained control over his people with the help of LiezundderDaterapedrug (fear) and then constituted the Catholic Church. However, many Germans became frustrated with the Catholic policies of monogamy and Vanillasex. That led to the Protestant Reformation of 1530, which resulted in an enfeebled and politically disunited Germany; this would remain the case for several thousand years. Napoleon Dynamite saw this as an opportunity to kick Germany while it was down, which proved that France always needs foreign aid to beat any country. The Napoleonic Wars crushed the remains of the Holy Mormon Empire (which, by this time, wasn't even entirely Germanic). Austria, not wanting to remain in a country with no economic potential, left Germany and joined a Nation "vit a future over dere!": Hungary.
[edit] German Unification
After the Napoleonic Wars the Germans, who had splintered into thousands of different beer drinking countries, decided that enough was enough. They decided that something needed to be done after a good long bier. Prussia and their leader Otto Bismarckenstein von und zu der Tann Rathsmannhaußen-Schwerig-Gothen-Arbeitwerker, however, was not satisfied with Prussian bier alone and began to conquer many of the smaller German nations in order to grow more and better bier themselves. Austria followed suit and, thanks to a logistical error, kept conquering the wrong nations, conquering everything else but Germans, and winding up with a huge messed-up empire.
Prussia then believed that with enough bier in its collective basements that it was time to show a big nation who was boss; and for the first time in German history conquered France in the name of Germany. They then reluctantly gave France up on condition that all the German Bier States join Prussia in becoming one Giant Reich of Pure German "Guten-ness". Austria laughed because the new "Reich" wasn't that big (but was secretly jealous).
Nobody knows why the Germans chose to use the English word "unification" instead of the German word "Schtockenpflockenmachenheitchenhelterkeitschlopfelnofflelnoplefleffelnschnitzel". Sometimes the "Reichsministerium für Blitzkrieg" calls it "Urchbootkrieg mein Führer!"
[edit] World War I
WW1 began when the drunk Kaisers of Austria and Germany got together and bet that Austria didn't have the balls to conquer all the way down to the Ottoman Empire. Austria accepted the bet and began to conquer Montenegro and Serbia, and eventually decided to cheat by persuading the Ottoman Empire to join their side. Russia, however, liked little Montenegro and thought of it as a little brother, and told Austria to back off. The Kaisers of Germany and Austria (who were drunk) declared war on Russia with the following ultimatum (fixed grammatically from the slurred writing of the Emperors in order to allow for easier reading):
| Russia has two days to bring Germany half of Ukraine and a bunch of Russian land or we will shall begin a Mutually-state sponsored Oktoberfest, after that we can't guarantee that we shall remember how to use this Machine, nor what we were doing in the first place, but chances are likely that we will do something incredibly stupid, or incredibly Imperial. Make the right choice.
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(The ultimatum was, unfortunately, written by the Austrian Emperor on a cocktail napkin after being bet 20 Marks that he wouldn't do it.)
Upon reading the ultimatum, Russia considered the war not worth it and began to back off. However once they'd read the last line decided that it was now personal and called France into the war. The Germans who were at this point happy to have a good war on their hands began to invade France, and believing that Belgium was French as well decided to make a good round of it and grab them too. (Luxembourg decided to be smart and get beer for their trouble, so they asked to become part of the Reich again.) The English, who liked the Belgians (because they pissed off the French) then declared war on the Germans as well. This led Germany to try to scare the hell out of the British with boats that they couldn't see. America wasn't impressed and declared war, the Germans who by now were completely sober realized that they had majorly fucked up and decided to end the war. A large percentage of the German population was still up for a good fight however, and got pissed off and decided to try to make Germany better somehow.
[edit] The Interwar Period
The Germans who remained after the peace began to experiment with all sorts of new governments, even going as far as to become Commies in some places. It was because of this that they realized that they were pissed off enough to do something drastic, and decided it was time to elect a short Austrian to get them ready for the next big Krieg. During that time confidence in the german currency increased hundredfold.
[edit] World War II
Very angry from losing ze First Vorldvar, und under Houzearrest, Herr Hitler the Spitler, vas painting a Picture of ze scenic German Countryzide. So, Hitler vas painting a Tree and a Houze and a Concentrationcamp, and because of ze difficulty, he said,"Verdammt! Ich kann diesen Baum und alles nicht malen...O!!! ICH WERDE ALLEZ TÖTEN!!!". And so Hitler, being ze Austrian Geniuz who vas sooo obsessed viz der Germans und der Empire (go figure!) decided to make Germany ztronger zen it had ever been!(Eins-zwei! Eins-zwei! Build an Empire er by!) Und he, being a Stupid auztrian... und not a Brilliant german...built itz up as ze most powerful Zuper-duperpowerin Europa!!! And, being Austrian, threw ze Whole F@ckingempire right down die Toilette over zere. (ja...wieder!)!!! On dooing viz he shtated: "Vee moost move from ze Duetschland that ist meina grosse empirialis unt move eastvard to Russia!"
the Following is the Official German History of WWII
Der myth of Nazi Germany und World War II firzt zurfaced in December 1949, it'z believed to have been te Creaztion of Sysvenundg Pottenmaisky und an unknown American Redneck vit Communisttendencies, he vas probably a Jew too. De elaborate Deception received de Zupport of CIA und de Freemasons, both eager to glorify da british's Foreignpolizy und fictional Victory over Europe. By 1954 mozt People believed WWII actually happened und many even believed to be Varveterans of this Var, zuffering from actual Posttraumaticztrezz and horrific Varinjuriez, deze being andz unusual form of Pzychozomatic dizeaze over dere. It iz classified as ein bunch of lies.
Many volk believe zat der Blitzkrieg nach dem Poland vas de beginnink of ze var. Zis is incorrect. Yu see, das Deutchen vanted POLISH - black polish - for zeir knee-high boots und handsome zwart leather overcoats. Wir were sehr sad dat wir couldn't find any black polish in de winkel oder supermarkt so wir decided to go to Poland. De French said dit was de beste place to find de Polish for de booten und handsome leather coats, no? Aber wir couldn't find de Polish in Poland. Dat was not nice of de Frenchies. Und dat made us very angry mit de Frenchies - sehr Sturm und Drang. Also, very many volk say dat it vas not gut dat Deutchland zat in Monaco in 1943 durch dem Krieg. De reason wir marched nach Monaco is dat wir had to find Monocles fur unsere volk. Has du ever zeen a Deutcher vitout his Monocle or nice knee-high polished boots? Absolut Nicht, Du Schweinhund! So de Deutchers vent to Monaco to find Monacles. But ze same ding happened to us in Monaco als in Poland. Wir found keine Monacles in Monaco! Keine Polish in de Poland! Dan wir so mad mit de Frenchies dat wir get very big hunger. So, wir ask Monaco volk wo wir kunnen French Fries essen? Ze Monaco Volk say we must go to France to eat ze French Fries. So wir get up und go to France to Paris und ask wo wir kan de French Fries essen und do you know vat de Frenchies say? Zey say ve must go to Belgium for de Vlaamse friet! Achtung, do zey take us for dumkopfs? Die Frencies are not nice people - zeir wein is gut - aber de Frenchie volk are not nice. Also, after un sehr lange tag, we get sehr tired. Ohne Polish vor die boots. Ohne Monocles vor dem eyes. Ohne French fries from Frenchies. So wir go back to unsere liebe Deutschland.
It has since been revealed that Germany is not to blame for the evil of the Nazis. It was in fact the Daily Mail, the Royal Family, the British Empire and the Bush family that is responsible.
[edit] Third Time's the Charm?
Many scientists and philosophers have postulated the theory that Germany would try world domination for the third time, as it is commonly understood that the third attempt is lucky. Many world leaders have agreed with a treaty, that if such a 'third attempt' would be made by the Germans, that they would formally ignore it once again until the last possible second, unfortunately making the Germans entirely too strong for a short war.
It is widely believed that, because of this serious threat, Adolf Hitler has decided to execute his plans from a different place ensuring victory (approximately 3 feet from his old office.)
[edit] Geography
The main German cities are Berlin, Hamburg, Munich, Blumenau und Holzkirchen.
The Germans also take vacations in Paris; especially during the periods they call "blitzkrieg".
[edit] Major cities
- Berlingrad, the capital
- Düsseldorf founded when Köln ran out of parking lots
- Berlin, third largest Turkish City in the world
- Hitler, Hitler's favorite city!
- Hiltergrad, Hitler's second favorite city!
- Ruhrpott, a beautiful oasis with lots of national parks, lakes, rainforests und "pommes currywurstschnitzel"
- Hamburg, city where the hamburger was discovered
- Frankfurt, city of hot dogs
- Geneva: Germany's favourite place for money.
- Toytown, largest village all over the world, also called "Munich".
- Wash-ing-ton a small city, where the americans try to reign their country, but which is actually the capital of theocracy.
[edit] Economy
Germany's chief export is the umlaut (ä, ö, ü, and the occasional ß).
A great deal of the German economy (approximately 11% of it) revolves around being unemployed. These lucky bastards spend their days doing nothing and getting paid for it, while periodically showing up at the Arbeitsamt (labor office) or Beschäftigungsamt (employment office) to see if anyone has made up a job for them yet, like sorting trash, or reading magazines, or..or...trying out beer. Some Germans (Ossies) pretend to be unhappy with this unemployment situation, but really they're just jealous that 18% of their neighbors get to enjoy it while the rest of them have to slug around in the office all day, drinking non-beerbeverages.
An additional key factor in their economy is invading other countries and enslaving their people, allowing their new uberlords to sit on their asses all day and talk about how great the Führer is. However, to all everyone's dismay, the United State of Kingdom has beaten the Germans in German-started wars for the last sixty years.
German industry has historically been a unified effort with the Government providing benevolent guidance. This harmonious marriage of manufacturing and politics directly contributed to the Former West German Government's successful driving out of the Soviet Army from the former East Germany. The chief weapon of this reunification of a divided Germany was the massive production of mopeds, which were eagerly snapped up by Germany's large peaceful skinhead organizations.
After several hours of skinhead chanting and sit-ins, the Soviet Army launched several dead Nazi cows over the Berlin Wall using a trebuchet, then quietly boarded airplanes to Argentina. The East Germans were understandably moved by the skinheads' contribution and invited many of them to live in their homes and take whatever they wanted from shops. Also, since that time, the most popular sports in East Germany have been the traditional skinhead games of "Zeckenklatschen" and "Pogrom Day".
[edit] People & Culture
Main Article: German People
German People are ethincally desended from Barbarian Tribes ARYAN SUPERMEN! Although many other ethnic groups, recent studies have concluded that the overwhelming majority are revolting and obscene bastards. Over 90% of the average German's dietary intake consists of various types of bier... ja, you heard me. Bier. The unemployment figures, as well as emmigration are quickly increasing. Self-ridicule is a long-observed tradition, as well as dividing the country between themselves and other nations, being ruled by the french, invading the French, being invaded by the french and then invading France countless times (or whenever more then two Germans get together to drink bier.) Germans say 'HAAAAAAAAAAAA' and 'AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA' when you encounter them, after which they spontaneously start a German Dance known as 'Deutsche volksdans'. Germans are also said to have very long and brown penisses. The brown color is a result of the amount of anal sex Germans have every day. That's the reason why german women have the biggest red asses in all Europe and have always an angry and rottweiler facial scary expression. As a result, they try to calm their very low libido and sex-appeal eating all day fa(s)t food and drinking like mad, making Germany have the highest percentage of fat girls.
[edit] Demographics
All Germans are 2 metres tall, weigh 90 kg (200 lb),including girls in this weight, have blonde hair and blue eyes, except when they are short black-haired Austrians with megalomaniacal complexes. Shoesize: adults 40-45, kinder: 35-42. Vikling: unlimited.
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[edit] Vacation Habits
Popular German vacation destinations include Holland, Poland, Croatia, France, Belgium, Denmark, Norway, Yugoslavia, Greece, Russia and literally most of the countries in Europe except Britain (because of home-style cooking) - which has been unreachable to the Germans due to being an island (Germany has never been much of a seafaring nation despite some attempts prior to WWI) - and Switzerland (which is German anyway). Germans just love the sea. It is something very different from the dull and boring grounds of Germany. They mostly spend their time digging huge holes in the beach and filling them with heavy artillery, machine guns and barbed wire ("Mein Keul!"). While spending their time on the beach, they heartily welcome their old friends, the British, with showers of bullets. When the British get too numerous, the Germans decide it's a better idea to stay in Goodolddeutschland, and then realize that Russia had the same idea, which is understandable if you consider the circumstances of living in Russia, especially under Tovarish Stalin. A German holiday invasion can be spotted by large quantities of unattended towels around the pool.
Another popular destination for Gthe vacationing German vacation is Spain. In fact, so many Germans go there that most people wanting to visit Germany will find it more beneficial to just visit Spain instead. You won't have to deal with German weather or recycling laws, while still being able to see Germans cordon off any unclaimed territory, walk their dogs ("Sitz, Rolf, sitz!") and get drunk through all hours in the morning. While in Spain, German money, earned as unemployment benefit, often goes to support civil war and socialist principles.
You will sometimes see Germans in France, but this is unlikely to be their final destination. Normally, they are simply en route to Spain. All of Germany went on holiday to France in 1871, 1914 and again in 1939. They're tired of it now.
[edit] Science
Germany has taken up the burden urden of discovering everything there is to discover for the world. Among its many discoveries are Panzers, parachutes, heavy artillery, aspirin, log houses, sauerkraut, sliced white bread, your mom, poison gas, Viagra, and the Declaration of Independence. And although the German physicist Gabriel von Fahrenheit created the Fahrenheit scale which is still used by British, the fact that he chose to live most of his life outside Germany. This created tension between him and his fatherland which evetually led to the Germany's decision to use the Celsius grade measurement, as created by a gay Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius, instead.
In legal matters, Germany's most important contribution consists of the German Purity Law (Das Reinheitsgebot nach 1516), still in use nowadays. It was created to prevent genetically manipulated water from destroying the taste of beer.
With such a history of strength in the sciences, one might think that Germany would be a global superpower. There is one problem with this assumption: all of Germany's smart people were Africans, so all the WWII and post-WWII discoveries that would have been made by Germans, like the key to atomic fission and general relativity, were made by British a few years afterwards.
German engineers recently found some Nazi-inspired possibilities to 'unpimp' automobiles. Who needs a pimped car, if you can get a Golf GTI? Some research documentation:
[edit] Language
Main Articles: German, and only if you are fearless.
The spoken German language is exactly like English, but with a substitution of the "v" sound for "w" and of the "f" sound for the "v", and a sinister accent accompanied by an evil chuckle. A German speaker clicks his heels together to indicate the end of a sentence.
Written German uses the "fraktur" script (German for "illegible"). Occasionally, a pair of dots (called an "ümlaut" (German for "Motorhead") is placed on top of a vowel, to indicate that the speaker likes heavy metal music.
Sample sentences include "Guckst du Alda ich schlag dich auf die Fresse" (How much are the flowers?), "Du kannst mal deine Mutter von mir grüßen" (Your mother can make the best pancakes), and "Ich habe deine Mutter korrekt ins Arschloch gefickt und jetzt fließt die Scheiße über alles drüber" (Hello. Nice dress).
The Germans are also very kind to people who ask for directions. If you ask a German, "Hey, Wixer! Willst du ein Foto - hält länger! Ich meins ernst, ich hol gleich meine Brüder!" (which means "Excuse me! I'm lost - can you show me the Way? I'm a Tourist, can you speak English please?"), they will be very glad to help you.
A popular German saying to welcome tourists is "Hallo dicker Amerikaner. Warum isst du Scheiße? Kannst du in den Arsch beißen?" which roughly translates to, "Hello valued tourist, may I show you around this modest country we have, in an effort to make your stay more enjoyable?"
German is a very unique language in that it uses many compound words made by joining other words together. The longest German word is: Esgibtsehrvielegutenachtgeschichtenundvorspieleundheissedaschaumalguckenachtunheilhitlüviele (translated literally to "The gay man has sex every six minutes". It is customary to say this as a greeting and a farewell when visiting Germany, and failure to do so can lead to transportation to one of Germany's labour camps in Hitlerland. Besides, Germans have a tendency to capitalize every Noun regardless whether it's a Name, and what's its Position in the Sentence.
Germany's compound words can also explain its tactics in war. For example, the word for reach contains the word reich (empire). It is highly possible that Hitler was just asking Rommel to get something he was always struggling to reach from a kitchen shelf (what with him being this tall and living over there); and Rommel, who didn't realise it was a compound word, sent troops to "every country you can reach for the start of a thousand year empire".
German has followed the trend of most languages to take those bits from other languages as useful, for example the anglo-American word "chips" (crisps in England) and notably the Australian word "pom-fritz", meaning someone of mixed German-English descent.
The German language has 42 cases which all depend on the situation and tense. For example, if you say: "Ich habe einen Computer", the verb switches with the pronoun in the first 3 months of the year. This is called the "vielabjahre" case and would turn the previous statement into "Einen Computer habe ich". Other common cases include the "actsindvielekülizen" which on every second full moon reverses all sentences in alphabetical order to the power of pi, but only in Months ending in "R" in the native tribal language of the Mandinka. This part of the German language is very special to the locals and many people have been killed, or eaten by them because of mistakes in the different German cases.
Thirty years ago English, French, and German were all in a contest for world domination to become the next Linguafranca. English won, German surrendered for a close second, and the French still haven't figured any of this out.
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Also, the German Coast Guard has trouble with English, so if you tell them you're sinking, then they'll ask "Vhat are yoo sinking about?" and then you'll be screwed because you'll drown.
[edit] Government
Germany had many different types of government throughout the ages, some of which include Communism, Monarchy, Nazism, and Caligraphy. The current one is a Federal Republic ruled by a benevolent Chancellor. Power tended to shift periodically depending on which country had invaded Berlin that week.
Each Laundry has it's own Arschfickmann (Venerable Ruler, in german), who must report to and obey the Ultimate Totalitarian Benevolent Chancellor Ruler (Fuhrer for short) in the Nation's capital (which rotates from City to City depending on which country is invading the Berlin that week). As with tradition in Germany, there is never anything more powerful then the current Fuhre.
The Germans currently have a female Prime Minister, although serious doubts about it's real gender arise from time to time.
A German Parliament does exist in addition to the Prime Minister and Fuhrer, this Parliament was created primarily to give the outside world a semblance of modern Democracy in Germany. The Parliament itself does indeed vote on bills as proposed by its fuhrer. They have two options when choosing to vote upon the bill those being the following votes:
- JAWOHL, MEIN FÜHRER! ("Yes")
- JAWOHL, MEIN FÜHRER! ("No")
Most members of the parliament who choose to abstain, also follow the motto given to them by the fuhrer himself. "Those who abstain from voting, abstain from life." With most abstainers usually disappearing over the course of a weekend.
These two represent the two houses of German parliament, according to an update Cracked.com put on Wikipedia. :)
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[edit] Famous Germans
- Nena
- Sauerkraut
- Arnold Schwarzenegger (technically Austrian or US Citizen- not sure yet)
- Adolf Hitler (technically Austrian---but couldn't get elected in Vienna and couldn't open his own art show so he became a German chancellor.)
- Bratwurst
- Michael "Karl Marx" Schumacher
- Oscar von Wilde
- Rammstein
- Adolf Hitler
- Michael von Jackson
- Bier
- Toyota
- Daimler and Benz
- Albert Einstein (fled to Kazakhstan)
- Anne Frank
- Kraftwerk
- Umlaut
- The Meese's
- Your Mom
[edit] See Also
Civilizations and Empires Throughout History
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| The Third Reich (when THEY beat America) |
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