Ghost

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A ghost is a type of animal that is found in dark places, or simply in places with an absence of light. These places most often include basements of houses (particularly older ones), caves, and the outdoors a night in places like dark streets, alleys, and lonely roads. Cemeteries are also a popular place for ghosts. Because they are only present in darkness, they are very difficult for humans to see, and are rarely seen by people. Actually, there is no definitive proof that ghosts have ever been seen. Sightings by the human eye are strictly based on claims made by 52% of the population. But there is plenty of other evidence they exist.

[edit] Appearance

The appearance of a ghost is a white blob. They do not have noticeable limbs, but they do have eyes and a mouth that can be seen. They can change shapes easily as they move around.

Capturing a ghost on a camera is impossible because they disappear once sufficient light has been brought to their path to make them visible to a camera lens. Their description is only available from artists (often ameteur ones) who have provided pictures of them following encounters.

Numerous artists and laypeople with artistic capability have drawn ghosts, which in nearly all these cases, look somewhat identical, thereby confirming that physical shape of ghosts. Their exact size is still debateable.

[edit] Behavior

Ghosts are known for making the sound "BOO!" This is the way the communicate with each other, but people and other animals are usually scared by this sound.

It is not known whether or not ghosts pose any danger to humans, though they are feared by many. There have been no deaths confirmed to be attributed to ghosts, though many believe their loved ones have perished at the hands of ghosts.

It is not known how ghosts reproduce, though it is believed that they engage in sexual activity similar to most animals. It is also possible that they can split.