Giant
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A giant is an abnormally large homo sapien (they can be more homo than you think) that usually lives in the urban jungle. You will often see these creatures wandering the streets of cities like New York, Chicago, even Montreal. A giant can also be an extremely large economical company, such as the fucking bastards in charge of the American oil companies.
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[edit] The Different types of Giants
There are a few different species of giants: the American giant, the Canadian Giant, and the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies. There are many subspecies of these giants, but nobody gives a damn about them, so we'll just keep it real.
[edit] The American Giant
The American giant is noticeably different from the other species of giants because of it's un-fucking-believably large stomach. This giant is known for it's habit of eating massive amounts of Big Macs. In fact, it can eat enough Big Macs in one day to fill the continent/country (whichever you prefer, like I give a crap) of Australia, kangaroo pouches and all. Criikey, mate!
The American giant is also routinely criticized by the French. Which is why French fries are now known as fucking-freedom fries. And why the French's mustard factory was burnt down by angry mobs.
[edit] The Labradorian Giant
The Labradorian Giant is Joshua Joy. He is mega tall maybe 70000000000 kilometers tall. he lives at home and play nintendo wii while he is eating little goats. Joshua does not like World Of Warcraft. Yeah i know hes a looser lol. On Sundays, Joshua enjoys going to Desolace to kill other giants that arent as giant.
Joshua likes to start fires with David Legare, a french modern ape that also lives in Labrador. When Joshua doesn't hang out with the "Ape", he hangs out with the "harry man" and "Gannon". And no Gannon is not the boss in "The Lengend Of Zelda"!
The History of Joshua.
Joshua was born in 1991 in a little cave. He stayed with his parents until they decide to beat him up because he was bigger than them. His mother is a mega cool person that is skilled at playing random games on the computer. His dad, a random man that never gets mad. At the age of 5 he grew 1000000 km and was not able to live in his cave anymore. Therefore he moved in the sacred land of goats, where he feeds on them and plays nintendo WII. He still lives there at the age of 16. During the school year of 2007-2008 he got his permit. He cannot fitt in his car but that still makes him a better driver than Gannon.
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[edit] The Canadian Giant
The Canadian Giant is probably most known for it's repeated use of the word "eh", and it's apparent inability to tell when people are getting fed up with hearing it use the word "eh". They also carry flags with maple leaves on them on their backs. It is not unknown for emo Canadian giants to mutilate themselves with maple leaf flags.
[edit] The Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies
These bitches are most known for pricing fuel at un-fucking-believable amounts. Running into one of these bastards can really ruin your day!
[edit] What To Do If You Stumble Upon One Of These Giants
- If you come across an American giant, one of three things can happen: If you are an American, you will be fine (unless you run an oil company, in which case, you will be immediately killed). If you are French, then you will be ridiculed and then killed. And if you are from any area in the Middle East, then you will be invaded by an army of American giants that will not let you alone until their redneck leader gives the command. So bring a lunch.
- If you come upon a Canadian giant, you had better not make fun of their accent. You already did? Well, it was not nice knowing you.
- If you come across one of the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies, then you will most likely be robbed of all your valuables.
