Ginger Hair

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Demonstrations against Gingers in Saudi Arabia.

“Haven't they found a vaccine for that yet?”

~ Entire Planet on Ginger Kids

Ever wondered why they wear those scarves?

Ginger Hair (Variola Gingera) is an infectious parasite living on top of the head of its host. Due to the contagious nature of this parasite those with Ginger Hair, or "gingers" as they are colloquially known, are often shunned from society, instead living in "Ginger Colonies" in remote areas.

[edit] Symptoms

A person suffering from Variola Gingera may exhibit the following symptoms:

• Telltale ginger hair
• Pale skin
• Large numbers of freckles
• Brown-red pubic hair

[edit] Transmission

Ginger hair will ruin your car.

[edit] Direct

• Kissing a ginger
• Sharing a cup with a ginger
• Having sex with a ginger
• Absorbing the sweat of a ginger

[edit] Indirect

• Ginger Hair is often transmitted by ginger animals such as Red Squirrels, such animals should be exterminated
• Sneezing
• Hair cut scissors

[edit] Etymology

Most likely from the common English name for the plant Zingiber Officinale, which is typically portrayed as having roots which are a red-brown in colour, much similar to the effects of Ginger Hair.

[edit] See Also

• Ginger