Ginger kids

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A poster made by the "Help the Gingers" foundation, sadly there is still no cure

“Arrrrrggghhh!! Get away from me!! Arrgh! That one touched me!”

~ Eric Cartman on Ginger kids

Ginger kids are those kids you see who are, as their name implies, Ginger. Many people are scared by these creatures and this fear is driven by a lack of education of these creatures and also by just plain being grossed out by them.

1 Description
2 Anatomy
3 Eric Cartman on Ginger kids
4 The Future of Gingers
5 Also see

[edit] Description

Ginger kids have very red/orange hair. Also, their faces are covered in freckles and they are well known for the fact that they cannot stand sunlight. A ginger kid exposed to sunlight can expect to last at most 5 minutes. If the day is overcast, 6 minutes. This has lead to the popular saying, "A ginger kid's chance on the beach".

[edit] Anatomy

Ginger kids are just like you or me. Scientists have dissected many ginger kids (currently they are exempt from normal animal experimentation restrictions), and were surprised to discover how closely they resembled normal humans. In fact, they are identical to us in every way except one. Ginger kids have no soul. They are nothing more than empty shells and their only purpose is to annoy/wipe out humans.

[edit] Eric Cartman on Ginger kids

Ginger Kids We've all seen them - on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets - they creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... ginger kids. Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles. This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured. Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun. Not unlike... vampires. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called "daywalkers". Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one... think again.

[edit] The Future of Gingers

Currently there is no cure for Gingervitus so they continue to walk the streets, scaring innocent people. The only advice I can give you is know how to use a gun and remember their weakness: sunlight. However lately there has been some hope for the gingers as hair dye technologies have advanced significantly.