Goblin

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Goblins are like Hitler irritating little shits that hate everyone because they're better than them. The difference is they are green have pointy ears ,eat meat and wont go out with their relations. There are others but I don't care.

[edit] Origins

The goblin species was made when Hitlers clone/s went back in time and tried to help Hitler make atomic bombs and stronger grues. In short they screwed up because they didn't have a clue how to do it and grues try killing everything. They where lucky and they got off with having pointy ears and being green and a few other symptoms. Because everyone hates Hitler and grues they were hunted down almost to extinction and soon where thought to be dead.

[edit] Goblins today

Goblins are in a lot of children's stories so they could spread evil. Goblins apparently helped make McDonald's for the same reason. A guy claiming to be a goblin has been in several spider man things but he isn't a goblin he's a wannabe that went insane. Real goblins don't need to have fancy equipment and the such to piss people off. Goblins have moved on from Dictatorship things and prefer Communist they spread Communism and are part of the Communism spreading project where they piss off most other types of government. Recently Goblins have started to support terrorism in an effort to further their Communist goals. Grues won't eat goblins because they are genetically related somehow. Goblins have big appetites like grues especially for non-communists.

Goblins are found worldwide. They mostly are addicted to things such as crack, meth, heroine and ecstasy commonly known as candy. Their features include pale skin, a glowing face, wide eyes etc.

Goblins speak with a deep guttural noise from within their throats, not too unlike Gollum. KFC is where gobbos tend to work and they also love playing chess and playing with Birds. Newer sources of entertainment include pina and lyrehs. Scoff your face and stay inside. Long live the GOBBOS etc etc!! New pastimes include flying, sheepskins, goggles. Lifetime member of the mile high club. Enjoys busking in train station subways, getting stoned/sunburnt etc.

ALIASES: The Ringer Ringbearer Flyboy Sheepskin Muntskers

[edit] The Goblin Song

with a high pitch voice I'm a goblin, hear me say I'm a goblin, you are gay

You can be a goblin in the World of Warcrack.