God Mode
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“Oh my God, He's got God mode on!”
~ CyberDemon from Doom on God Mode
This is an article about the completely real phenomenon of God Mode, that you have not experienced. If you had you would be dead. Now, if you pay attention real good, you might learn something about this subject. If you don't then good. You saved some valuable brain space that could be used to store something useful, such as Silly String Theory.
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[edit] What is God Mode?
God Mode is when you play a game at a LAN party and unplug the other persons computer while they're beating you or using hacks.
[edit] Origin of God Mode
God mode was created when his holiness, none other than Chuck Norris himself, Roundhouse Kicked God in the neck when he beat him in a game of "Pec Wars." God's head immediately popped off and released a shining rainbow of doom and baby pretzel eggs. In an attempt to save the earth, (not because he cared, but because he's the only one besides cockroaches that can survive a nuclear attack, and wouldn't have anyone left to Roundhouse Kick anymore), absorbed all doom and Pretzels.THE LAST SENTENCE WAS A FRAGMENT. This gave him what we now call "God Mode."
We believe that the term god mode was coined by Oscar Wilde, during the Kitten huffing wars. Someone had asked Oscar Wilde where Chuck got his newfound gift from, and he replied "Oh, he must have hit IDDQD for God Mode."
[edit] God Mode Today
Today games such as "Chuck Norris - The Chuckening" and "Chicken and Watermelon - The Final Coming" have tried to emulate Chucks powers. They have failed miserably. When making the games, they assumed, that Chuck only gained infinite health as a result of these powers. What they failed to include was the ability for him to reshape his arm into a Very Awesome Gold Incubator of Never-ending Awesomeness (VAGINA for short) To eat the human race alive. Leaving this subtle, yet very important ability out, the games have gotten huffed and severely criticized.
“I can't believe they left VAGINA out. What the hell is that.”
~ God on VAGINA
“I have no idea what's going on.”
~ Towlie on drugs
“Gaaahhhhhcwwwwwmmmmgggggnnnggg”
~ Hellen Keller on VAGINA
