Godzillo
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Godzillo is the male subspecies of the Godzi species. The males and the females in the Godzi species are so unalike that many scientologists originally misclassified them into two separate species. Now we know better, however, and the Godzillas and Godzillos have been reclassified into a single species.
[edit] How the Godzillo Differs from the Godzilla
The Godzillos are much less fearsome than their female counterparts. Rather than the tough skin and heavy muscles of the Godzillas, Godzillos have thin skin and are inflated with air. (Though they are on occasion filled with helium for parades.) Being unable to terrorize, most Godzillos have managed to make a life for themselves by attracting attention to clearance sales for failing furniture stores and car lots. This niche market, previously monopolized by Godzillos, has recently been encroached on by giant inflatable gorillas and other large man-made inflatables.
Godzillos in their natural state are bright yellow, however, they are known to dawn different colors according to the needs of the car lot or furniture store they are advertising for. The ability of the Godzillo to change color has never been fully explained. When interviewed about the topic, Godzillos have only responded by saying, "Ancient Japanese secret," and then proceeding to eat the unlucky interviewer. (Except in the case of Connie Chung, who the Godzillo considered was too stringy and spit back out.)
The most famous Godzillo was actually named Godzillo (full name Godzillo Yahweh Christ). Together, he and the world's most famous Godzilla, Godzilla Hermes-Godzi Christ, conceived God.
