Good thing
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Your maw is a good thing.
- -Oscar Wilde on Good Things
I am Chuck Norris!
- -Chuck Norris on himself
[edit] What is it?
What is a good thing exactly? It comes in many shapes and sizes. For a man, it may be a woman (or another man). For a woman, it may be an increased baking quota or an extra chain or shackle to keep her in the kitchen for the remainder of her pitiful life. For me, it may be the realization that I am in fact a sexist prick. For others it is ofcourse the holy grail, also known as Chuck Norris and his faithful companion Rick Roll. Through the power of the "Never Gonna Give You Up" stone the two defeated Mr T's evil twin brother "Mr Jumper" and skipped merrily off into the distance with their magic animal friends.
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