Goofy
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“Give me your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle”
~ The Terminator on Goofy
Mullah al-Guffi (February 3, 1919 - December 24, 2007) born Goofy Heinrich Himmler and better known simply as Goofy, was a government agent during the "Reign of the Rat", founding the "Final Solution", and building Mauschwitz. He converted to Islam later in his life, thus devoting himself to the spread of radical Islamic beliefs.
He was also among the first to join Mickey Mouse the Great before the famous coup d'etat.
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[edit] "Reign of the Rat"
Goofy Himmler created the "Final Solution" for all of those who opposed Mickey Mouse the Great. He created the TS (Toonstaffel) to be the Toony Elite, and to spy on people that he felt were enemies of the state. Those who were deemed dangerous to security were sent to Mauschwitz and other such places of forced labor. Several early leaders of the Disney Party were labelled as a threat to Mouse the Great's authority and were among the millions who died in Mauschwitz.
[edit] Post Mouse Years
Goofy became involved with Peg Pete following the end of the "Reign of the Rat", not knowing that she was a conspirator hoping to turn him in in exchange for the hefty bounty on his head. Not realizing this until many years later, Goofy brought Peg to near stardom, placing her as a lead-actress in his own propaganda series, Goof Troop, before severing ties with her and refusing to acknowledge that Peg Pete even existed.
After that affair, he went undergroud with fellow Disneyists(the Toonjahadeen), founding the terrorist group Al-Quak, and converted to Islam in 1995.
After years of studying the Kore-ham (the tale of the Three Little Pigs) in the mountainous border between Disneyland and Orlan-dor, he took up the pseudonym Mullah al-Guffi, and worked to overthrow the new democratic government of Disneyland, deeming it a puppet government installed by the United States.
[edit] Capture and suicide
United States forces raided the heavily armed stronghold of Al-Quak on November 30 2007, killing several senior members in the process. Instead of retaliating, Goofy surrendered to the troops and was placed into custody. He was to be tried first for his crimes against humanity while in charge of Mauschwitz.
On December 19, one week before his trial was set to begin, Goofy was found asphyxiated in his cell in the maximum security facility. He was resuscitated, but fell into a coma. He would remain in a coma until he passed away on the morning of December 24 at the age of 88.
The subsequent investigation into his death determined that Goofy had intentionally ingested chlorine, leading to his asphyxia. Because of his death Goofy can not be tried for his crimes under Disneyland jurisdiction.
[edit] Legacy
Several millions of lives were lost as a result of Goofy and his "Final Sollution". By destroying Mouse the Great's political enemies Goofy may have prolonged his reign for several years. Goofy's ruthless tactics have also served as an inspiration to countless totalitarian regimes in the world.
[edit] See Also
- Goof Troop - Goofy's propaganda series
- Peg Pete - His former lover
- Spoonerville - Goofy's hometown
