Government brainwashing center

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A government brainwashing center is either considered to be a school, library, museum, college, or university. Literacy skills are designed to make people into gullible consumers, obedient soldiers, and compliant workers. If people were illiterate, they would be able to judge things for themselves and not have the government tell them who they are, what they want to do in a life, and how many kids they should have. Homeschooled people get to learn from Mom and Dad certain things that the government doesn't want them to learn in a public school environment. Like prison, the cafeteria food is awful and the students wear underwear. Since people in opposite gangs often have to go to school together, the students usually wear gang-neutral colors and usually come home to the same parental tyranny anyway, so why bother going to school?

Everything is structured in school, even the school dances. Boys must dance with girls and girls must dance with boys. Any attempt to override conformity will result in the universe collapsing and American Idol getting cancelled and replaced by some spinoff of The Simpsons. After years of dating a schoolmate, usually the couple ends up getting married, becoming home owners, and submitting each other to spousal tyranny.

In a government brainwashing center, even kids can brainwash each other. If they're all wearing skirts, and you're wearing jeans, they might give you some of that "relationship bullying" that young girls get due to not following the unwritten rules. Likewise, the reverse is just as possible.

[edit] The Basic Rules Girls Need to Follow to Avoid Relationship Bullying

1. Whatever you do, do not use sanitary napkins. Use tampons and you will be the most popular girl in school.
2. Never watch television shows with a TV-Y or TV-Y7 rating, unless you want to be called a cartoon otaku.
3. Always watch the talk shows for their musical entertainment, but try to stay awake for the "boring" political discussion. They might help you pass civics class the next day.
4. White is taboo for underwear unless you are getting your period. During that time, go as white as you can.
5. Never admit you like rainbows, unicorns, horses, or sports (especially hockey, football, and race car driving).
6. Always hang out with your girlfriends and worry about that test just a week before it comes about.
7. If you have to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, only watch 4KidsTV on FOX. You don't need to learn that elementary school junk again.
8. If you shoplift and you get away with it, then you're the coolest kid in school. If you get caught however, don't make conversation with your cellmate Linda. This isn't a teen film and she will use a ruler for a penis and use it on your anus.
9. Never talk to anyone over the age of 35 years of age without being talked to.
10. Try to get the teacher to arrange your seating as far back in class as possible. The coolest kids sit in the back of the class and they love to pick on the dorks who sit up front.
11. Try to lose 50 pounds in grade 8 so that you can try out for the cheerleading squad in grade 9.