Gowandaland
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| languages | Swahili and Esperanto | |||
| Capital | Unfortunately, gowandalandians are unaware of what this word means | |||
| Largest City | Tookaniccak (pronounced "took a nice cake") | |||
| President | GOD | |||
| Prime Minister | Oscar wilde | |||
| Established | 2010 | |||
| Army | the guy round the corner who bought that big shiny knife | |||
| Currency | none | |||
| GDP | .05$US | |||
“What do you mean "they elected me as prime minister"?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gowandaland
Gowandaland is a small, little-known 3rd world country somewhere in Maryland. Populated by Gerbils and Fast-Food Products, the denizens of this land use Giant Flying Turtles to get from place to place. Their sole mode of survival involves growing muffins on huge fields of rye bread. These are sold to anyone who wants them: mainly hobos, militant hippies and politicians. Another main use for Gowandaland is for the retention of CIA operatives due to Gowandaland's allowance of cruel and unusual torture. For some reason, Gowandaland is also the host of the annual star trek convention.
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[edit] Geography of Gowandaland
Gowanda land is a very big country, consisting of almost 5 acres! it almost had a lake, and made a war with it's neighbour majialiland for access to this important land mark in the year 1337, but, alas it failed. Gowandaland recently hosted the 2036 Retard Olympics in which I took home the Gold medal in Ice Cream scooping.
[edit] Economy of Gowandaland
The economy of Gowandaland is surprisingly simple, considering the complexity of their currency. It is based purely upon 3 things, selling gowandalandians to paedophiles, Star trek conventions and exportation of grues. The amazing thing about this fact is that, even though grues are a highly sought after commodity. Recent buyers have been zoos, collectors, and survivor
[edit] Local Cuisine
gowandalandians are totally reliant on Sunny_Delight. This is due to an efficient marketing campaign, that before "sunny_D" the only other thing to eat was the remains of the food the annual star trek convention left behind, which you can imagine after 9 months, let alone 9 hours, and the fact that gowandalandians are very gullible. Unfortunately this has had some side effects on them... Not that the Gowandalandian people have noticed. Another Problem for Gowandalandians is their lack of access to water, seeing as their 5 acres of land has no river, and their last attempt to fight for access to water, against the majialilandians resulted in their humiliation
[edit] Gowandalandians
Gowandalandians, as a people, are quite ugly, yellow (see local cuisine) and extremely smelly, due to having no water supply, and their attempts at bathing in Sunny_Delight resulted in an agonising death. They are, however, a very happy people. They have no noses, for obvious reasons. Most of their day is spent "working" by humping anything that moves, and rigourously standing with their hands outstretched.
