Grace Slick
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“...and you say one pill makes me taller, and another makes me small?”
~ Grace Slick on Drugs
Queen Grace the Slick was the ruler of Psychedelia land and pilot of the legendary Jefferson Airplane.
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[edit] Early Life
She was raised by midgets. Legend has it that a white rabbit gave her two pills. One pill made her larger and one pill made them small. Oddly enough, the ones her mother gave her didn't do anything at all. Don't believe me? Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. Furious, her parents chased the rabbit. Fearing they were going to fall, they told Grace a hookah smoking caterpillar had given them the call. Her mothers last words to her were, "Call Alice when she was just small".
[edit] Rock Career
Grace was lost and confused until a man on a chessboard got up and told her where to go. She ended up in San Francisco. As she just had a mushroom and her mind was moving along, she met up with some guys who piloted a craft called the Jefferson Airplane. When they asked her to climb on board, she was hesistant. They assured her all who went on here loved it and to go ask Alice because they think she would know.
When logic and porportion were falling sloppy dead to LSD, Grace the Slick and her Airplane ruled much of Psychedelia. During an epic battle for the land of California (Battle of Monterery), the white knight she was fighting was talking backwards. This confused her and she ended up losing the battle and the land. She was braught to trial where the Red Queen was off with her head. Grace managed to escape and attended LSD weekend (also known as Woodstock)
[edit] Jefferson Starship
After the ending of the revolution, Grace the Slick was named commander of a new star fleet: Jefferson Starship. Still popular throughout the druggie seventies, Slick was known for her drinking problem and sex with various people. By the terrible eighties, Slick was singing about a shitty city she built and claimed nothing's gonna stop her now! But by the nineties, Grace grew tired of commanding the starship and soon retired back to earth.
[edit] Retirement
Today Grace the Slick is a crazy old hermit who lives on Tatooine painting people. Luke Skywalker recently interviewed her and asked her for advice. She responded
"Well remember what the Dormouse said...FEED YOUR HEAD, FEED YOUR HEAD..."
Skywalker then died from a drug overdose, which was quite unexpected.
