Graham Greene
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As well as writing the film The Third Man, he also starred in it, actually playing Orson Welles and Joseph Cotton, a skill he picked up while working for MI6 during World War Two.
[edit] Religion
He converted to Catholicism fairly early in life, and it became the subject of many of his novels, most notably The Power And The Glory, The Heart Of The Matter and The Pope, Yeah!. His fervent religious nature didn't stop him from having numerous affairs, he remained married to his wife Vivien until his death. He had his cake and ate it too.
[edit] Wartime work
His wartime work consisted of writing long tracts of government propaganda, hanging out (i.e. getting drunk) with writers and being recruited into MI6 by notorious traitor Kim Philby. After the war he flirted with the USSR, but the USSR rejected his advances for a much younger suitor and would return his flowers and letters unopened. He had to be content with repeated sex and adulation from hordes of readers.
