Grammar nazi
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“HEIL SEMICOLON!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Grammar NaziTMs
“y u h8 me?”
~ An AOL user writing one-line stubs on grammar nazi's
grammar nazi's are people whom send j00 to grammar concentration camp's when you're grammar is fucking suck. people who our a grammar nazi's, thinking there english is better than your's. their waisting there time because it dont matter what your saying but how your saying it. they just gt all pissd cuz we cn typ fastr them by typing lik this den dey say dat dey cnt red wht we sy. j0r languag is silly [citation needed]
- It is well known that Grammar Nazi's are really cool. I hope you never split an infinitive again. Good day.
- If the person who wrote the last sentence were actually a grammar Nazi, (s)he'd have known to not put that useless apostrophe in there. Good day, you vile pretender.
I the one who wrote this is a racist... making jokes on shit....
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[edit] History
Of all the things that started when the internet was created, the Grammar Nazis are the worst. They were all "Hey we are better with english than you so we're all going to yelling at you often. Then their making concentration camps for us to go to so we may concentrate, then the Americans came bye and freed us from having to use grammar well. [citation needed]
[edit] The Apostrophe-Fungarian Empire
The apostrophe-Fungarian Empire was the product of years of hard work by the apostrophe to do just about anything, beginning by simply taking over letter's such as in the phrase "i'm", were the apostrophe army completely wiped out the "a" armies defense's. [citation needed]
In 1914 however; Arch Duchess Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by an enraged plural possessive. This was due to its resentment at often being left out and replaced by the inferior singlar plural or even omitted altogether. This resulted in the first word war, fought entirely around language. whil'e the British could easily decipher the virtually inflection- and apostrophe-free language of the Germans, the Germans founddifficult to fathom the wider Bitish vocabulary and more complex use of apostrophes. [citation needed]
won of the biggest proponent's against the apostrophe-hungarian empire were one adolf hitler, whom actually mobilised his force's against them. while the english's we're happy too appease the tyrant, the academie française, (what dictate's french and have legislate's apostrophe's into almost every sentence), wo'uld not allowed it and insist's that britain joined it against the young hilter, who's language was knowed to be rhetoric and devoid of grammatical structure. [citation needed]
[edit] rise of the third write
by the end of 1918 germany has exhausted it's supply of scrabble set's. america soon entering the war and with they're endless supply of mark twain novel's and outlandish accent's the axis force's where forced to surrender. all their base are belong to us. [citation needed]
the inter war year's we're hard for german. the country being forced by france to adopted 1337 speak in all of it's official correspondence. anarchy reined and a good german found it increasingly hard too find a decent BratWurst. [citation needed]
embittered by his countries defeat and poor grammar, adolf hitler form's the nationalistica arseholen zoceity von idjits or the nazi party. soon million's flock's to his rally's to here his speech's on the proper use of its versus it's. [citation needed]
in 1933, hitler was swept too power on a platform of improved literacy program's and the banning of democracy. soon the world begin to tremble before the might of his grammatical knowledge.
in 1938, hitler return's in triumph to vienna. in a proces's known as anschloss (german for fucking bad idea, austria is unite's with german. in 1939 he demand's the poland and czechslovakia get rid of all those phüňkée dot's above there letter's. The allie's refused and the world is plunged into war. [citation needed]
[edit] world war too
at first the SS squadrons superior lexicon and grammar lead them to overun eastern europe and france. but hey this is the french were talking about. you just has to throw a moldy onion or twoes at them and they start dropping they're gun's. or politly ask them 2 surender. theyll do it. [citation needed]
but britain managed too hold out against the mite of the grammar nazi empire thank's to the boozy rhetoric of winston churchill. when america entered the war, german cannot holding out against there superior spellchecker technology and thus ended hitlers dream's. [citation needed]
[edit] aftermath
after the war, hitler fled to argentina. were he eeked out an existence as a marilyn monroe impersonator. in 1956 he was deports from argentina fore being a really bad marilyn monroe impersonator. [citation needed]
it was then that he is recruited by the cia for operation paperclip. the defence department was looking to startup the internet and is recruiting nazi scientist's and leader's to help make it as painful and unbearable as possible. [citation needed]
adolf hitler retire's in 2001 after engineer's the dot com bubble. he like's gardening, walk's on the beach and plotting to invade potland. [citation needed]
[edit] what to do when encountered a grammar nazi's
- Grammar nazi's weekness's is seeing a lot of grammar errors. If you encounter a grammar nazis make lots of grammar errors.
- Remind them that your having a significant other and have had more sex more times then they have read: struck & whites style guide. Try to keep a straight face when your do this! [citation needed]
- Attack them with insane amounts of 1337-5p34k. No grammar nazi can stand a 1337-barrage for very long, unless said nazi is '1337' himself. [citation needed]
- in da rar case dat da gramer nazi r 1337 run like hel thers no stoping him [citation needed]
- Screw with them by using obscure interpretations of effect. for example, say "George Bush effects the constitution." when they get all douchebaggy and tell you it is affect, find a dictionary and show them that they are wrong.
[edit] apostrophe's
apostrophe's are evil. if' your usin'g apostrophe's writ'e, your contribute to evil. dont be contribute's to evil. because ev'il is bad. bad evil bad. span'k, span'k, span'k. [citation needed]
[edit] taco's
if someone tell's you like you should of used a phrase other than "should of," just tell them that they should of remembered that you like taco's. more pacificly, you should tell them that satistically their our more grammar nazi's then they had supposably thought of. [citation needed]
