Gray

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Grey is the name of the alien Nordic star race that genetically engineered moogles from chimpanzees. What an awful mistake that was. Their own species was suffering from genetic degredation through misuse of genetic cloning techniques, as can be seen in Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones. They have bases on the dark side of the moon because they are huge Pink Floyd fans, and regularly visit us to sodomize our cattle and draw pictures in our wheat.

[edit] Religion

The Yong symbol.

Grey is also the colour of God. As told in the great works of Douglas Adams, Man disproved God by means of equating black with white. Whilst God vanished in a puff of logic, what is untold is his return to grey status, which is both black and white depending on the brightness and contrast settings of your monitor.

[edit] Popular Culture

Grey is the official colourless colour, black and white are mere intensities of the all-pervading grey. Since this discvery, Yin and Yang have now been replaced with the more intuitive Yong symbol. As of this date, the Beatles, AC/DC, Metallica and Spinal Tap have all released albums with grey covers.

In offices, gray is the most popular colour, however there has been tribal warefare between gray and brown.

Grey is the color of indecisive wimps that rely on everyone else to make their choices and solve their problems for them. Men that wear sweater vests often admit under duress that their favorite colors are gray and white. (The pansies!)This could explain why executives wear black or navy blue suits while middle management responsibility shifters wear exclusively grey.

[edit] Gray or Grey

There has also been significant debate over the distinctions between gray and grey. In reality, Gray is the original color. Grey is merely a malicious impostor attempting to perpetrate an elaborate chroma-identity theft scheme for its own personal gain and pure amusement, funded exclusively by its own funds as a wealthy Earl. Gray is and always has been the actual color, though this article refers to them interchangeably because...well, it'd be way too much work to spell check like 4 or 5 paragraphs.