Greater Albania
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| Motto: Why not have one or maybe two. | |||||
| Anthem: God bless the world. | |||||
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| Capital | the best in the balkans. | ||||
| Largest city | Scodra | ||||
| Official languages | Royal Illyrian | ||||
| Government | Very Democratic | ||||
| -SUpreme - Alb | Janina Pashallek-Nemo Alb | ||||
| National Hero(es) | non-gay hidden-greeks,kosovars and americans for stopping the serb killing machine | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 21 May 2024 | ||||
| Currency | Diamonds, Gold titanium and candy. | ||||
| Religion | Believe in God | ||||
| Population | more than Greece and Serbs combined, multiplied by 10 to the power -4 and then divided by 1 and mupltiplied by 1 to the power of 1 million. This calculation makes sense to a certain point but it is intended to make Greeks and Serbs scratch their heads for 21hrs a day and 14 days each semimonth. | ||||
Greater Albania or the Balkan Gulf will not be established in either 2012 nor 2024 as some Greek scolars think and studied the details for quite some time. how long it takes Europe to realize Albanians are better than Greek or Serbs combined and as usual multiplied by 10 to the power of 2500. In 2012 the, Serbs, Greeks and why not some alcoholic Russian mercenars will get a green light to go invade the wasteland of southern Greece, little tiny weinny serbia so those countries can be personal body guards for Atlantis Albania.
[edit] Life After establishing Great Albania
After their goal is met the world will live with gay Greek man (who think being gay should be a secret from their wifes). The Balkans will build roads made out of solid gold (they didn't want to attempt this before because Greeks tend to stuff the gold bricks up their asses or each others :))))) ), there will be money growing on trees, and the world will continue to celebrate non-stop, forever!
[edit] Last of the Albanians
Majority of the Shiptars were killed off in the initial attack but sadly some of them managed to escape by diverting the attention of the greeks by giving them brand new, state of the art dildos which they loved and used with serbs. If you are greek or serb but (mostly greeks) see one do not approach it cause if you say "hi" to a Shiptar he will move into your home and improve your wife's sexual performance so she wont be bitching over life as long as good sex is given to her on a daily basis. Greek men are known for having a back pussy which they tend to use in secret because they are not man enough to admit that they are gay. Nothing wrong with it, just a personal choice.
[edit] removal of albanians
An FYI for hidden gay Greeks whose wifes need some sexual makeover.......... Stop being married to a woman if you are gay and Greek, have some respect for your wifes tell an Albanian to entertain her... he will do a good job, you wont be dissappointed. Satisfaction is guaranteed for womens married to hidden gay Greeks who are not man enough to say they are gay. serbs and Greeks keep sucking albanian COCK
