Greek language

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Greek is mostly spoken by:

• Aristagoras
• Aristokles
• Aristotle
• Aristandros
• Ari+0-2x

But, new experiments with hairy people have shown otherwise.

[edit] Greek, a preface

In Greek, Greek is spelled Ἑλληνικά, something that has always confused us non-Grecians. Greeks decided to completely misspell the name of their language, so they could piss the Romans off. If the Roman invaders ever learned the language of Hellenia, then all the pixies would come and kill the Greeks. So, the Greeks, with this method, confused the Romans, until the Romans fell into their own vomitariums.

[edit] The Aphabet

The word alphabet is a Greek word. Alphabet = Αλφαβητο.

The alphabet goes, sung in tune with twinkle twinkle little star (for it is the most popular pop song in most post-apocalyptic Greece):

Ελληνικά Λεττερ (English Equivalent)

Άλφα (Alpha Centauri)

Βήτα (Beta Rays)

Γάμμα (Ray's Gamma)

Δέλτα (Delta of the Nile)

Έψιλον (Epsilon like a dead person)

Bob (Bοβ)

Ήτα (Cheet-argh)

Vanessa (Βανέσσα)

8ita (8 is pronounced θ)

Iώτα (Yogourt-a)

Kaπpα (When Kappa met Κάππα)

Λαμδα (Lamb's Baaaa)

Mί (The 1st of the three triplets: Me)

Νί (The 2nd of the three triplets: Knee)

Ξί (The 3rd of the three triplets: Xee)

Oklahome-a (Όμικρον Literally means: 'Small O')

Πί (Pronouced 'pie' or 'pee' or '3.14')

Ρο (--Ro--wling Pin)

Σίγμα (Also a TV station)

Tau (Also a cow with testicles)

Oopsilon (Oopsiedaisies!)

Phi (lip)

Xi (Hee-hee-hee)

Ψι (Psi-beams from my brain)

Ωμέγα (Ωμέγα Literally means: 'Big O')

Zippy (A final letter added on by the pixies)

[edit] Geek Greek

Many people think that Greek is the language of Geeks. Well done to everyone who said that! The people of ancient Geece did, in fact, speak Greek, although they laced the language with references to obscure memes, such as base ownership, the human-robot-stairs relationship, and missing steps involved in profitting from a given plan.

to CheckGeek
 if (TypeHumanYou = Geek ; display dialog "You can understand this" buttons "OK" ; quit )
 if (PossibleUnderstandThis = Yes ; Make $howInfo 1 ; quit )
 if ($howInfo = 1 ; ShowInfo ; quit )
end

to ShowInfo
 print [Greek is a language used by Geeks. This is an example of Greek.]
 continue1
end

This is an example of Greek.

to continue1
 print [$omething]
end

[edit] Neo-Greek

The Neo-Greek language is a cross between crap and death. Most linguists are still debating this. Some say that crap = death so perhaps a cross between crap and death would be crap times death or crap squared. As I said, it's undecided.

Neo-Greek is spoken by people who are stuck in the late nineties, and pretend they have very large testicles. The fact of the matter is, they don't! Many Neo-Greek speakers have stopped talking Neo-Greek because they have realised that they have no testicles. Or brains.

The Neo-Greek people who inhabits the big universities are often forms clubs with Greek alphabets. These people are also called 'Geeks.' Stay away from them !

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