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“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Give me some of that”

~ Dan Japan on El Kungo

“Chocolate, caramel, chocolate, caramel, the possibilities are endless”

~ El Kungo on his own "special" brand of food

“Pika PI PI PI PI PIKACHU!!! CHU CHU!”

~ Pikachu on The social infrastructural balance of the Greystanes financial market

Greystanes is a "suburb" in the all powerful Western Sydney. Nah, who are we kidding, it is just a collection of small aluminium shacks set up by some Maltese people. Anyway, in short nobody likes Greystanes

[edit] History

As was stated, Greystanes was established somewhere close to 130 years ago by a troupe of travelling Maltese people Malteasers. These Malteasers were banished from the metro/gay part of Sydney (which was still metro and gay 130 years ago). The reason for this is unknown to all except those from Greystanes (Greystanites), who do not seem to want to say why. Anyway,they wandered off to the West, and because they were shunned by Blacktown for not being awesome enough, they set up their establishment somewhere near Wentworthville. The troupe of Malteasers then began to create a soon thriving "civilisation" (the term is applied loosely), which grew into the hole in the ground we know Greystanes as today.

[edit] Greystanes' Army

Despite the incredible cheapness and un-loved-ness of Greystanes, it does have a military force to defend itself in the (very rare) instance that they would be attacked. This army is mainly made up of old women with rolling pins, floral dresses and hair in curlers (light infantry), old men carrying pitchforks/shovels/etc, wearing coveralls which dont quite cover all who ride donkeys (cavalry)and regular, aggressive members of the general population. This last class of soldier is particually deadly, through the threatening to "whip out my nine an buss a cap in yo ass" This would have a real effect if the "nine" was in reference to the caliber of a bullet, rather than the size shoe they were wearing.

[edit] Enemies of Greystanes

• Police
• Law
• Order (cue Law and Order theme song)
• People who own more than one shoe
• Personal hygiene
• the all powerful and always fashionable Blacktown

[edit] Allys of Greystanes

• Stench
• mould
• solied underwear
• Mexicans with their own ponchos and donkeys
• single shoes

[edit] Reasons why Blacktown is better than Greystanes

• Blacktown is bigger
• Blacktown has a much more pleasant odour
• The people in Blacktown are less likely to "mess y'all up" (although they will "put a whoopin' on y'all" if provoked by a Greystanite or other similar being)
• Greystanes does not have a train station, where as Blacktown does
• Blacktown's train station is awesome
• Blacktown is home to a communist hat belonging to this sexy ginger kid called Dylan
• Blacktown has a strange man who rants about it in Pendle Hill or Toongabbie or something
• Greystanes is home to a smelly mexican child known to all as El Kungo

[edit] Reasons Greystanes is better than Blacktown

• Blacktown, or Niggersland, As it is locally known, Doesn't actually have a page on Uncyclopedia.org, Making Greystanes, or Bloodstanes, far, far, far supreior.
• Blacktown is a shit hole!!!! Is there anything else that is needed to be said? No!!!

[edit] Is Greystanes Gay: Individual's opinion

yes, But there's waaaay less Sudanese at Greystanes.