Groovy English
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“Hey man, don't be dissin' the man, man!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Groovy English
Woah... Groovy English is so weeeeeeeeeirrrrrrrd! This must be the time of Drugs and Marijuana! Oh man!
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[edit] The Man
Apparently, the time people spoke this language, everone was ruled by a guy called "The Man." If you did not obey him, you must have been like, totally tortured in the soul. Just go with the flow and you shall be A-OK.
[edit] Goin' With The Flowin'
To go with the flow, you must do a number of steps:
- Get some matches and gasoline
- Go to a place full of people
- Pour the gasoline all over your self and nearby surface
- Light the match
- Put the match on a place that is covered with the gasoline you just poured
Oh wait, that's how to commit suicide.
[edit] Goin' With The Flowin' (Only works for 20-40 year olds)
Here's the REAL process:
- Get a teenager
- Start speaking to him or her
- Try to use words like "Like," "Man," "The Man," "Groove Dog," "Funkatastic," and "Coolarooni"
- By now, the teen will start saying stuff like "Weirdo. NOBODY talks like that anymore!"
- DO NOT WORRY! In modern English it translate to "You rock man! Teach me how to be just like you!"
By following these simple steps, you will be the most coolarooni and funkatastic man in town! May the force be with- OH NO! Here comes George Lucas A.K.A. "The Man!" I'd better hide! Ahh! You found me! I've gotta get a new hiding spot!
