Guinea-Bissau

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Guinea-Bissau
"God's Practical Joke on Africa"
Government	What's a government?
Population	1,000 and something
Language	Ghetto-tastic Portuguese with some thrown in tongue clicks

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"What the fuck is Guinea-Bissau? I need a drink and a young supple-skinned boy-lover. Get NAMBLA on the phone."

~ Oscar Wilde on Guinea-Bissau

"In Soviet Russia, Guinea-Bissau hates you."

~ Russian Reversal on Guinea-Bissau

Guinea-Bissau is another colony raped by Portugal, but, unlike the others, it was happy because its big brother Guinea usually got all the attention.

[edit] History

Seriously, who gives a shit? Something about Portugal and slaves, probably.

[edit] Transportation

Guinea-Bissau has a booming transportation industry of buses taking people out of Guinea-Bissau.

[edit] National Health

A homosexual bored while visiting Guinea-Bissau.

This nation has one of the world's lowest rates of disease, because bacteria and viruses don't care enough to enter Guinea-Bissau. The biggest health problem in Guinea-Bissau is insane fucking boredom.

[edit] Notable Guinea-Bissau-ans

[edit] Language

People here speak in dishearteningly unfunny Russian Reversal.

[edit] Music

The national song is Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind. Fuck that shit.