Gun

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The modern gun or firearm is a tool designed specifically for ending the existence of any creature, plant, smart-ass whore, feminazi, Barrack Obama, Iraq, student of a high-profile liberal school, deer, turkey, your mom, duck, or terrorist. The main parts of a gun include the thing you pull when you want something to die; the end you point at anything you want to die; the bit where you don't stick your finger; the hole where the ammunition goes in; the part you look into to see the creature you wish to die. (Please note, do not point the part that kills things at yourself, unless you're an idiot or an emo. Just warnin' ya) There are many various types and styles of guns in this modern age: Starting small, a handgun such as the Glock 18 is used in bank robberies by terrorists and other various bad guys. Going up to medium size, a .50 cal fully automatic machine gun for hunting deer. To a larger chain gun to take out small vermin in your house, finally ending with a remote control atomic rocket for the neighbors.

Contents 1 Guns (God's Gift) 2 Gender roles of guns 2.1 Chicks with Guns 2.2 Dykes 3 Gun Culture 4 Gun Types 5 Uses for guns 6 Bullets held in a gun

[edit] Guns (God's Gift)

Guns were God's gift to infants. Being very fun to play with, these tools help build the imagination at a young age.The government gave kids guns hoping that one of them would be dumb enough to do us all a favor and bust a cap up in george bushes white ass. It was also used to develop interpersonal skill among young children with the latest fashion being, who can kick ass with the biggest gun. Young teens may use the gun to expel their problems on surrounding friends and then blame the music they listen to and get away with it. In adult life the gun is often a symbol of "he got bitches in <insert area code here>" The term most often used while wielding a gun is " I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass bitch!"

Warning, guns are dangerous. Do not use indoors or place in mouth. Do not let people under the age of 40 handle guns. Bullets not included. Please read the manufacturer instructions before operating a gun. The institution that sells you a gun is not liable for any damages, injuries or damages that may so occur due to your use of a gun. All rights reserved, guns may contain nuts. A common gun commercial may be "hey kids im Derek the dodo!""Yay"" Now kids what do you do if you find a gun?""check it loaded look down the barrel!, Pull the trigger!""bang now youeve mad a big mess now file off the serial number and coniel the gun among your person!"

[edit] Gender roles of guns

There are three types of women who use guns.

[edit] Chicks with Guns

Horny fitness babes with an overdose of steroids, ripped t-shirts, and humongous tits to match. Optionally, wearing tight leather or latex. Clearly a major negative cultural advancement, as we know they will rape everything in sight as people run screaming from them.

[edit] Dykes

Ugly disaffected B.H's with attitude problems and too much camouflage clothing. Often they gain guns by masquerading as men, then use their weapons to further alienate themselves from society.

Dykes also keep guns down their pants. This is a major hazard for any man who does not realize that the dyke is in fact a dyke. The guns they carry can sometimes be bigger than yours (such as a .44 Mag vs. your wimpy .32 ACP, though this does widely vary, since many men have .500 S&W magnum), so be very careful before you get into bed with any sluts you meet. Especially a friend of a friend, cuz all your friends are dykes. Chloe is also a dyke. MM.

[edit] Gun Culture

IF you are reading this article, whats wrong with you? Why wouldn't you go to a reliable encyclopedia that has useful information. Guns are grown from a bacterial culture in a petri dish. Different types of guns are grown in different ways, but that was quite dull so I didn't research it. Please have the courtesy to not notice the poor quality of this section. It really is pointless. The gun culture is now and always has been to shoot that guy at the office who has been on your case about that damn report you didn't hand in hence you use the gun to teach him a lesson. If the Indians had more guns Americans would be wearing much less clothing, and Buffalo Wings would be even MORE popular...

[edit] Gun Types

there are many types of guns in life like rockets for mass destruction and shotguns for killing people close range. there is also the sniper for the people that don't like being seen while killing... anyway there is a way to have fun with guns if you have the money. n00b back in the old days all we had were knives and muskets we didn't have any of the fancy AK-47!

[edit] Uses for guns

Guns are prized for their usefulness. For example, you can sometimes use a pistol like it's a hammer. Or sometimes you can bash somebody's head in with a rifle butt. Also I once saw a guy throw his gun because he was out of bullets, shit, and then it hit a guy in the eye. Furthermore, if you ever found a perfectly round nut, you could probably use a gun barrel as a wrench to tighten it.

Guns don't kill people, Bullets do. Albeit very much indirectly since most gun related deaths are directly caused by a massive loss of blood or a scrambled brain. So if you want to be nitpicky you should , in fact, state that Guns don't kill people, Severe internal trauma kills people amongst other things..

What guns are good for nowadays are making movies enjoyable, and to discipline high school students, and the occasional middle school student. Guns are also good for beating those neibors at that game of poker bustin caps up someones ass Loads of movies out there would be utter crap if it was not for the hugh stockpile of guns utilized there-in. If some movie sucks and does not, during the entire duration, roll out an impressive arsenal of machine guns, hand cannons, BFG's and general other weaponry of a set magnitude that should put shame on most military commanders faces. Guns are of course also the primary weapons of choice when fighting the war on Tin cans, bottles and empty oil drums as it has been raging in Texas and other southern states for almost 200 years.

Other uses of guns include fetish play (no, seriously), as birthday cake decorations, and as clothing.

[edit] Bullets held in a gun

All guns can carry only and ONLY 6 bullet except the newer 11 barrel 12 guage shotgun made by Bemington. There are also weapons with less than 6 bullets but they are considered old and obsolete and pretty much shit compared to those new 11 barrel shotguns. If you ever see a gun fired more than 6 times and it doesn't have 11 barrels then you as a member of the NRA have the right to call the LAPD (And only the LAPD) for the crime of being a witch.