HAHAHA

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The core premise of HAHAHA

“LOL”

~ Oscar Wilde on Expressing himself

“HAHAHA!”

~ Everyone on Wikipedia

HAHAHA (Huge Abdominal Heaving Always Happening Arbitrarily) is an oral exclamation sound that erupts with great force from the abdomen when the person-in-question's brain makes a noticeable hop inside the skull, which the HAHAHA tries to counter. The magnitude of this reaction varies greatly from person to person, and is often determined by the size of the subject's brain. A subject with a very small brain, for example, may therefore be subjected to hopping several times a minute, which can result in extremely long periods of HAHAHA in which the brain may hop, rotate, twist, rattle and slam at increased rates, eventually leading to severe brain damage or sterility.
The logical assumption to make here is that people with large brains make no HAHAHA at all... Which is almost a fact. Large-brained people with high HAHAHA tendencies just don't have the ability to spread or accept HAHAHA-effects to/from subjects of lesser brains.
HAHAHA may also, in some cases, discharge from large, bearded men with constipation.

There are many things that can make your brain hop. Like penises.

[edit] Things that provoke HAHAHA

These things/persons/anomalies have in 42 out of most cases provoked HAHAHA in test subjects:

• AAAAAAAAA!
• AAAAAAAAA!
• Hippies
• Your mom's mom
• Small penises
• Scientology
• Midgets
• Aids
• Danger
• Tourette's Syndrome
• Jack Thompson
• Noobs
• Cancer
• Emos
• German Porn
• Freddy Krueger
• Kitten Huffers
• Darth Vader
• Oprah's vagina
• Bono's pain
• Muffgasm
• Special Olympics
• A Fat Guy Falling Down

[edit] Variations of HAHAHA

These are some of the most common, scientifically proven forms and variations of HAHAHA:

• (The general formula. X=3 is the most common)
• HAAaahh (Scientists agree there is some unidentified satisfaction embedded in this one)
• MUWAHHAHHAH (Most sources seem to die before getting to report this)
• EPAKACHIKAPAKACHIKAPAKA, PAKA CHICKA,PAKA CHIKA PAKA CHIKA PAKOW

(it is what it sounds like you must be high)

• HOYYAAHAHNjyYh HOY (More common in constipation cases)
• HARR HARR HARR (Impossible without a minimum of beard growth)
• HAHARRGGGH MY CRANIUM (Subject experiencing the painful side-effects of severe HAHAHA)
• HAHARRGGGH MY PANTS (Subject experiencing the other side-effects)
• Mohyyhhyhyyyyh (Rather obscure. Subjects discharging this are most often reported as being "fucking scary")
• HEE-YAHAHAH (Deafness can occur in up to 50-feet radiuses)
• HAha uhh. (Mid-HAHAHA death or otherwise ceased cerebral functions)
• In Thai language, "HA" means 5, so the Thai formula is (X=3 or 555 is the most common)
• HHAHALAALLALALLLALALROFLLOL The new way of the 21st century.

[edit] Other Languages / Version

• hahaha International version
• jajaja Hispanic version
• rarara Portuguese version
• 哈哈 Chinese version of "haha"
• 嘻嘻 Chinese version of "hehe" Pronounced "hsi hsi" (Pinyin:xixi)
• héhé French version of "hehe"
• 하하~ Korean version
• ها ها Arabic Version
• *fnis* Norwegian Version (can be translated to *giggle*)
• hakhak or hinaa Sinhalese Version
• hawhawhaw demented laughter
• hähä (pronounced hae-hae) Finnish Version
• хахаха (pronounced khakhakha) (kh as in loch ness), гыгыгы (pronounced ghɨghɨghɨ) or бугага (pronounced bughagha) Russian Version
• huhuhu aristocrat, sophisticated version, what French people call "balai dans l'cul"
• hihihi girlish/gay Version
• hihi lil' girl version
• lol or rofl IM / Forum Version
• haha lazy version
• hehehe sarcastic, vicious, nasty version
• ho,ho,ho Santa Claus' version (only useful at Christmas time)
• Arf Arf Arf delicate,discreet version
• Keke yet another version
• plthalthaltha elvish version