Half way between Melbourne and Sydney
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Half way between Melbourne and Sydney
Rumoured to be colder than a well digger's ass in autumn , is the location of Australia's secret services, intelligence agencies, spooks, frenetic police, and counter intelligence agencies headquarters: this could make it the dumbest place in Australia by some people's evaluations?
By accident, some other people live there as well, unless they are on fire.
This mistake of nature was created from a dummy spit by Sydeny and Melbourne over who was to be the capital and now they are both losers.
Large strange sculptures emerging from the ground at this location have people in suits who are not members of the organisations above. It is rumoured they are paid a lot of money to sit in their suits and say stupid things to pass the time away, and lots of time is taken on boring Oztralyan television explaining all of the bodily functions of the people in suits.
For anyone geographically or cartographically challenged (from the center of the universe, with their ruler's sense of immense wisdom of talking about canada and mexico having the same border (!)) this location sometime accidentally emerges on some maps as Canberra, but don't count on it! The intelligence community probably deny its existence at the time that those guys in suits claim its the centre of the known universe (where are you Douglas Adams when we need you?)
[edit] See Also
- John Howard suspected to be one of the poorer misfits of this community.
- Tasmanian Tiger
- Korkeasaari Zoo
- Australian Parliament
- Epic Fantasy Story
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