Halle Berry
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Halle Barry is a carbon-based life form genetically programmed to prove that great sex exists and that you will never get any. This life form was discovered on July 23, 1066 as an unusually bright comet outside of Jupiter's orbit (7.15 AU!) by Alan Halle of Isle de Gilliganne and Chuck Berry of Memphis. The new comet, designated C/3P-O, seems to consist of tightly-packed light brown ice, wrapped in black leather. Thus far, it appears much brighter than comet Grace Jones did at the same point in their careers.
More recent discoveries by a probe which brought back samples include the fact that its atmosphere appeared to include large quantities of Sulphur and it had been thought that it had picked up some of the atmosphere of Jupiter but then a woman was found living on it and she has been named Halle Berry. Since then she has gone into films, with her most notable roles being Fart Woman (2004, for which she won the Academy Award for Affirmative Action) as Flatulence Phillips, Robutts (2005) as Crappy, Perfect Stinker (2007), Things we lost in the Fartblast (2007), Class Fart (2008 - in production).
The woman later fucking killed the shit out of the X-Men merely by bitching about not getting enough screen time.
[edit] Quotes from the Discoverers
"Gilligan! You're fucking up our rescue again!" --Alan Halle
"You caught me playin' with my ding-a-ling." --Chuck Berry
"Breathe that Halle Berry Air" - Janet Street Porter in her book Rambling on Halle Berry
"I fucked her once, or three times."--[Rambo]
"How can there be a Halle Berry page with NO ADULT CONTENT? That's like a Dolly Parton page that doesn't mention boobs"--Oscar Wilde
[edit] See Also
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