Halloween (film series)

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Hallowen (1978) DVD cover art.
Hallowen (1978) DVD cover art.

“The Halloween saga has had its ups and downs, but for the most part it is one of the greatest achievements ever captured on film.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Halloween Series

The Halloween Series is a wildly popular series of horror films revolving around the holiday Christmas, the small town of Haddonfield, IL, and a serial killer/mass murderer named Michael Myers. The story was created by fellow serial killer/mass murderer John Carpenter and has been hailed, praised, damned, condemned, ignored, honored, and otherwise noticed by the general public.

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[edit] Halloween

Main article:Halloween (film)

The movie that started it all. Michael Myers kills his second cousin, twice removed, and is sent to Dr. Seuss-Oscar Wilde Sanitarium. Fifteen years later, upon his 21st birthday, he is to stand trial for the murder, but he escapes by taking off in Dr. Loomis' DeLorean time machine and heading back to Haddonfield. First he kills Annie Brackett, then Steve Urkel, then Lynda, and by the time he gets to Laurie Strode, Loomis shoots Michael six times and leaves him for dead.

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[edit] Halloween II

Main article: Halloween II

Michael follows Laurie to the hospital where he gets lazy and starts watching TV. He falls asleep and then Loomis sets the hospital on fire, killing everyone inside... Except for Michael.

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[edit] Halloween III: The Nap of Michael Myers

Main article: Halloween III: The Nap of Michael Myers

Has nothing to do with Michael Myers, so let's just skip it.

[edit] Halloween 4: Michael Myers Is Done Napping

Main article: Halloween 4: Michael Myers Is Done Napping

Michael wakes up from his decade-long nap to find out that this little girl is trying to sell girl scout cookies; Michael loves cookies. She turns out to be Laurie's seven-year-old daughter, Jamie Lloyd. Laurie Strode and her husband, Christopher Lloyd, mysteriously vanished without a trace. Once again, Loomis stops Michael and leaves him for dead. But the dude just won't die!

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[edit] Halloween 5: The Search For More Money

Main article: Halloween 5: The Search For More Money

A lame Halloween/Star Trek crossover. Kirk, kills, Michael Myers, once and for all. The, end. The film had very little plot but enough Star Trek and Halloween fans saw it for it to be the Number One movie of 1989.

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[edit] Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Main article: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Few people saw this 1995 installment, but it is revealed that Michael Myers is possessed by Barney and the Teletubbies, who are telling him to kill his bloodline and he himself will die once the rest of his family has. The film was released direct-to-video outside of North America. This film also marked the final appearance of Vincent Price as Dr. Loomis, as he died during the filming. Then the editors sliced and diced the film to pieces to minimize Loomis and prevent him from appearing in the next film.

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[edit] Halloween: H20

Main article: Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later

Taking place twenty years after the original Halloween, Halloween H20 focuses on Michael Myers going to the store to buy a bottle of water, where he runs into Laurie, who faked her death years earlier. He doesn't kill anybody in this film aside from customers who are taking too long at checkout. It was the highest at the box office in 1998 and won a few Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Original Song for Celine Dion's "My Knife Will Go On."

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[edit] Halloween: Resurrection

Main article: Halloween: Resurrection

Another Halloween film that is not worth documenting. This film is a 120-minute episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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[edit] Halloween Remake

Main article: Halloween (2007 film)

It was announced that Rob Zombie would helm the next Halloween movie, which would be a remake. Rob Zombie was then let go in favor of Liza Minelli, who was fired herself, only to be replaced once again by Zombie. The film was released on August 31, 2007.

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