Hallucination

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“I wash my hands of this weirdness”

~ Captain Jack Sparrow on hallucinations

are when you experience things that other people don't. It doesn't matter if the other people aren't here, you are still hallucinating, maybe. These things can have any size from a dot to the size of a Halluci nation, which is very large and quite probably will squish you. This is because other people are either blind or dumb, not because the hallucination is not really there. Also a hallucination can be the result of a drug or possibly putting on your underwear on backwards. Many famous people often have hallucinations, and are quite proud of it usually resulting in their return to their parents to make them proud of what they have accomplished.

[edit] The Penguins

They're in our ears, man! Our ears! They're putting peanut butter in your uvula! The flowers are coming out of your nose! Cosmic, man!

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