Happy Folk

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Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happy Folk lived. Their very existence is a mystery to the rest of the world. Obscured, as it was, by great clouds of adenosine phosphate. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them. They only saw shadows. You see, without the truth of their testicles the Happyfolk were blind...

But as the days went on the happy folk began to notice their downfall was admidst them, they adorned visiblity glasses thus allowing them to see their attackers. The attackers were non other than the Blue Meanies; the Happy Folk's worst enemys. The Blue Meanies launched their bouncy arse attack squashing several of the Happy Folk the Happy Folk fled, crying and whimpering like the little pieces of fecal matter that they were.

Days went by and then the mountain let out a sexual moan. All the Happy Folk aroused from their sleep and looked up into the skys. Bellowing out from the mountain was a cloud of smoke and written in smoke was the sentence 'Corr that was a good one'.

It had turned out that in time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain and it was there that they found the Caves of Unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon The Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest one of the Strange Folk had stumbled, tripped and fell onto the mountains prostate causing an arousal. The Strangefolk coveted the mountain's testicles in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fuelling the chaos of their own world.