Peace
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“Peace? Don't add that into your dictionary as long as the Jews are around!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Peace and Jews
“You mean weed!”
~ Hippy on Peace
“Screw all stupid humans...Let me go!. ”
~ Dove in a cage on Peace
“War is hell...but peace is fucking boring.”
~ Joaquin Phoenix in 'Buffalo Soldiers' on Peace
“Peace...bomb North Korea, its all one and the same.”
~ George W. Bush on Iraq
“I want peace of that I ask.”
~ Me
“I want peas!”
Peace is the concept of having lots of drugs, hugging a couple of trees, going to San Francisco with flowers in your hair and then talking about things that only make sense. Now peace is a word used to win friends and laughs at parties. (see popular party tricks)
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[edit] Peace on the Street
As my comrade once told me in Russia, peace is important, and can only be acquired through superior love machines. Important tools to use when thinking of the importance of peace are ticklers, bongs and colored pubes...
You ponder the reason of that last statement. You ponder why you are reading this statement. You ponder the meaning of life... Well, it's all explained with this bag I found in the closet.
[edit] Peace in Action
All around us we see peace in action. For instance, the first world war was an excellent example of how some peace can involve flying bombs, debris, destruction, bullets, gore, blood, and corpses. This is known as "dynamic peace". A more recent example of dynamic peace is the ongoing conflict in Iraq, which was brought about to prevent bad things happening like lack of conflict.
Another way of defining peace is whatever causes people to feel the need for you.
[edit] Types of peace
There are two major categories of people who believe in peace:
- Politicians
- Freedom fighters a.k.a freedom finders
Though there are a few other minor catagories:
- People who are about to cry
- Lazy people, and
- All who have hair
[edit] Peas
Peace may be confused with peas. However, as peas are quite peasful, unless you break them in pieces, or cover them in bacon grease, scholars agree that peace and peas are for all normal purposes one and the same.
[edit] Synonyms
