Have a Vision of the Virgin Mary Day
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- 0 - A vision of the Virgin Mary appears to the Virgin Mary in a mirror.
- 4 - A vision of the Virgin Mary appears to Joseph in an erotic dream.
- 548 - A vision of the Virgin Mary appears in Finland, but everyone is in the sauna.
- 1016 - Saxon noblewoman, Richeldis de Faverches has a vision of the Virgin Mary in Walsingham after eating some suspicious fish.
- 1066 - Oscar Wilde is fellated by the Virgin Mary behind a grassy knoll on the battlefield at Hastings. He is later reported to have said "Well, that was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"
- 1521 - Pedro de Mendoza has a vision of the Virgin Mary whilst in the bath.
- 1672 - An image of the Virgin Mary appears on a Dachshund in Lower Bavaria.
- 1799 - A vision of the Virgin Mary appears behind Napoleon at Jaffa in Palestine, but he doesn't notice.
- 1887 - A round of toast in the Cafe Royal in London has an image of the Virgin Mary on it, which disappears when marmalade is spread over it.
- 1914 - A vision of the Virgin Mary appears to Lassie, but as she is unable to convey this verbally, everyone just thinks someone had fallen down a well again.
- 1959 - Elvis meets the Virgin Mary in a bar and has a vision of a hamburger.
- 1994 - The Virgin Mary appears to Diana Duyser on her grilled cheese sandwich.
- 1997 - Six million Hindus in Calcutta are baffled by a vision of the Virgin Mary, accompanied by the Spanish Inquisition. They had been expecting Ganesh.
- 2005 - A man witnesses a vision of the Virgin Mary while having sexual intercourse with your dad. The vision lasted seconds, probably owing to a breakdown of electricity, but was, as the man said, "worth the price".
