Hax

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“OMFG NOES I R HAXED!!11”

~ 99.999% of n00bs on haxors

“I haxor joor comp nub”

~ Bill Gates on haxees

“L0l n0ob 1 h4x3d j00 fag!!!1!!one!!!onehundredandeleven!!1!!!!”

~ t3h 1337 h4x0rz on hax0orz!!

“Its just we feel that no one should be allowed to use Teamspeak but us..”

~ g00ns Hacking group on another stupid nub complaining about being haxed

“I have hax, unfortunately, they are the kind that hurt.”

~ Hannibal Lecter

“Hax is illegal and people will ban j00 for using it”

~ Captain Obvious on Hax

“I used hax0rz to pwn da british foo's!”

~ George Washington on how he defeated the British

“I Used Hax to order macdonalds”

~ Average American On Hacking

Hax, also often referred to as hacks or h4x, is a 1337 word used to describe how much better someone is than you, mainly used while playing Online Video Games. It is usually used by n00bs when they lose, and it often replaces going to cry to your mother, or going on the Oprah Winfrey show and jumping up and down on her couch shouting that you're not gay. Tom Cruz-Shipp (often mistaken for Cruise).

[edit] Hax Terminology

• Hax - The noun of the object, "hax". Generally used by 1337speakers.
• Haxor - One who uses hax, usually an outcast who is very ugly and useless to society.
• Haxee - The victim of the Haxor's Hax, who will usually become emo and sit in a corner daily for the rest of their lives, afraid to show off their skillz again.
• Hacks/Hack - The Haxor uses his axe to hack into Haxees.

[edit] How do I use hax?

Well, first you start by buying a game that you don't know how to play, then immediately going to Online Mode and getting pwned by all the players. This will result in a general applause of "Noob!", "Rofl!" and "Lololololol!" Ignore these people, as they are insignificant and will not be missed when the world ends. Now, apply your hax! Next, pwnz0r people until you are bant from the Server. Now, you get Chuck Norris to pwndizzle the banning nubs so you can hax again. Rinse & Repeat.

[edit] The establishment of the Arabic Hax

Leon is the ultimate hax. This was his first hax into the mainframe:

roflzor ownt newb lmaonaise. hax mainframe. haxing ha[[xxx]xxxxxxxxx]]ing. haxxed mainframe. Firing cruz missile at the n00b countries. No more fuckin' lebanon! lolzor ownt the noob b17ch5