Headlines
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HEADLINES ARE A VERY GOOD WAY TO ATTRACT ATTENTION
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE LOTS OF HEADLINES IN YOUR ARTICLES
Headlines are also fun and easy to make!
Anyone can make headlines!
It's so incredibly easy to make headlines!
YOU SHOULD USE HEADLINES MORE OFTEN!
Headlines are also used to seperate different topics in articles!
It's usually a good idea to put as many exclamation marks as you can in a headline!!!!
This way, you get all the attention you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like headlines. You should write more headlines!
Wow, another headline!
Headlines are marked in tables of contents as well.
No article is complete without at least fifty headlines.
I bet headlines have alot of history.
Someone should do some research or something on headlines and post them in an article.
They were probobly invented in like, 4,000,000,000 B.C. or something by a prehistoric house cat named Charles.
I sure bet Charles was a nice fellow.
I mean, he did invent the headline. I wouldn't even be able to write this article right here if it weren't for Charles.
We should make a religious cult for Charles and worship him as a god.
There could be a huge five million floor temple in his name.
We'll sacrifice mice on a daily basis in order to appease him.
Did you know newspapers use headlines?
Yes.
A topic.
A list of headlines!
Man Gets Hit by Lightning Bolt!
Woman Divorces President to Start War in Sweden!
Irish Leprachaun Sued for Fraud!
Random Kid Just Turned 4!
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS THE NEW STYLE
3/2 Of Writers Use Fraction Jokes!
I'm Writing a Headline!
Kenny Was Murdered!
We still need more headlines to complete this article.
Woah, look at those edit buttons!
You should click this link.
This is another headline.
REALLY IMPORTANT HEADLINES SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPITALS.
Hello Charles!
Eleventy thousand in roman numerals ahead!
XIVXIVIXVXIXIXXIVIVVIVVIXIXXXIVIVIXIVIXIIVIVIVVIVIXIXIVVIXIVXIX
You should check out the table of contents on this article.
It's fat.
And lush.
Like a REAL table of contents.
Not the whimpy ones you see on most articles.
This article is FULL of stuff to talk about.
50 headlines, this article is complete!
51 Headlines... COMPLETE AND SOME!
This is a song that never ends.....
| The author of this article doesn't care at all if you edit it, and heck your stuff is probably funnier than mine. |
