Help:How to write an UnNews article

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Here's how to contribute your article without pissing off the powers that be.

1. First, you'll want to make up a title. Let's say you picked "Uncyclopedian Writes UnNews Article." Browse to "UnNews:Uncyclopedian writes UnNews article" (make sure only the first word and proper names are capitalized and that the title is prefixed with "UnNews:").
2. Add {{news|14 May 2008}} and {{date|14 May 2008}} to the top of the page. This will automatically add the article to the correct categories.
3. Write your article and save. Your article will propagate all over the place.
4. Add a blurb for your article here.

For more tips, read this article: HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article

Using the QuickStart does much of the work for you, though you'll still need to edit the Top Stories template yourself.

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