HelpDesk
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In many companies, there is a department that is mistakenly named "HelpDesk", (it's real name is the hell desk). In organizational charts, it is usually found in some sector that has something to do with computers, or information technologies. It also states something on the lines of "to administer and maintain computers, and to provide support to the users of computers".
This is a blatant lie. While "HelpDesk" can, and sometimes does, maintain these duties, it has a far more sinister purpose - to send subliminal messages to the employees and conduct psychological oppression on them using its long whiney chorus of automated voice messages and checkup emails sent by their faithuful employees droids.
There is no one in the whole company with greater access and permissions than HelpDesk droids employed by the computer system core - anything that happens on a computer is monitored by them. Every word of conversation over a hell desk phone is recorded. Sometimes they even go so far as install cameras into toilets, (you know,those soap containers...)
This is all done with purpose of enforcing a New World Order led by a shadow government.
When your computer breaks down, no one seems to know what their phone number is. When you do finally reach them via phone, they have a large collection of excuses and methods of making you run around in circles. The only solutions that they will ever offer are "have you turned it off and back on again?" or "sorry say that again?".
You will rarely see a "HelpDesk" employee doing anything even remotely connected to maintaining and administering of your computer.
Although the "HelpDesk" has seemed worthless in the past, they are now completely worthless. Since the dawn of globalization, companies have off-shored the support to 3rd world countries. Now not only do you get someone who has a no college degree, but you can no longer understand them because of their thick Indian accent. "Thank you come again!"
Its not the Indian's fault, they make 50 rupees and hour or about $1.10 US. You get what you pay for.
Support your "HelpDesk" and order a squishy, or maybe a tasty beef burger.
All helpdesk numbers are always engaged. When they are not engaged the helpdesk is closed.
