Help A Brother Out

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“In retrospect, when I said "someone" I may have meant a prostitute and by "run over" I may have meant thrown out of my car. But that was only after I found out she was a transvestite.....alright after I found out she was a transvestite but I didn't enjoy it ! Ok, ok the transvestite didn't enjoy it.”

~ Oscar Wilde on framing OJ Simpson

r E e N o 04901: hey man im in trouble

r E e N o 04901: come on man im in some really deep sh1t

gilbertpimp7: wtf do u need help wit

r E e N o 04901: my have ran over someone and i need to kno where to depose of the body

gilbertpimp7: wtf

r E e N o 04901: help me please

r E e N o 04901: the cops are on there way

r E e N o 04901: and i dont know what to do

gilbertpimp7: ur fucked dude

r E e N o 04901: come on man

r E e N o 04901: help a brotha ouy

r E e N o 04901: ouy

gilbertpimp7: ur fucked o well

r E e N o 04901: help me please

gilbertpimp7: o well

gilbertpimp7: u deserve to fuckin go to jail how did u fuckin run over sumone

r E e N o 04901: they were in the middle of the road so i just steped on it

r E e N o 04901: and i nailed them

gilbertpimp7: ur fuckin stupid

r E e N o 04901: come one man i need some help

gilbertpimp7: how about no

r E e N o 04901: please

r E e N o 04901: man i need it

gilbertpimp7: FUCKU

r E e N o 04901: you are the only one that can help me

r E e N o 04901: please

r E e N o 04901: HELP!

r E e N o 04901: the cops are coming i can hear them

gilbertpimp7: i should find u n run u over bitch

r E e N o 04901: no i need help you can help me by finding me a place to stay

gilbertpimp7: how about no

gilbertpimp7: ur fucked dude

r E e N o 04901: pleas

r E e N o 04901: e

gilbertpimp7: dude go to ur friends or sumwhere damn

gilbertpimp7: get fuckin smart

r E e N o 04901: but they would call the cops on me

r E e N o 04901: oh shit they are geting closer

gilbertpimp7: or if u werent drunk say that they stepped out in front of u n u couldnt stop

r E e N o 04901: but i need yuor help

r E e N o 04901: can i stay with you

r E e N o 04901: for a little

gilbertpimp7: no

gilbertpimp7: u dont even kno where i live

r E e N o 04901: come one man i need y our help

r E e N o 04901: you can tell me

r E e N o 04901: please man

r E e N o 04901: i need your help

r E e N o 04901: they are coming to get me

gilbertpimp7: o well

r E e N o 04901: they are going to lock me up

r E e N o 04901: help me

gilbertpimp7: o well

r E e N o 04901: oh shit they are at the door

r E e N o 04901: shit

r E e N o 04901: shit

r E e N o 04901: shit

r E e N o 04901: i am going down man

r E e N o 04901: i am going to take you with me

gilbertpimp7: dude u need to fuckin shut up

r E e N o 04901: i am going to take you down with me

r E e N o 04901: you are going to die with me!

gilbertpimp7: no if i go down to im gunna fuckin kill u bitch

r E e N o 04901: i am going to tell them that you where part of it

r E e N o 04901: no you can

gilbertpimp7: ur fuckin gay all u wanted was sumone to talk to

r E e N o 04901: comeone man

gilbertpimp7: so neways wuts up

r E e N o 04901: how shit they are gong to brake down the door

r E e N o 04901: shit!

r E e N o 04901: bye

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