Hermann Hesse

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Hermann Hesse (2 July 1877 – 9 August 1962) was infamous German werewolf. He became famous after publishing diaries about atrocities he committed as a werewolf (including alcoholism, broking a mirror and cold-blooded murder of imaginary girlfriend).

Hesse was born in Württemberg, Germany. At young age he suffered from bipolar disorder (that means he would turn into a werewolf during night). He spent time at an institution and was released after he promised to behave. He broke that promise immediately and became a bookshop apprentice. He wolud work as an apprentice during the day, but during the night he would turn into a hideous werewolf and would read hundreds of books. His main interests were theology and Greek mythology.

His fellow citizens soon found out his disgustig habit of reading books at night so he was expelled from the city in a dramatic scene that inspired many low-budget expressionist german horror films. He found shelter in India and later in Switzerland where he wrote about his experiences. His books were usually forbidden as pro-gay and pro-drugs. Hesse returned in Germany later but was again expelled because of new nazi race laws - werewolfs weren't welcome in Third Reich. He apparently died in Switzerland... but horrible roaring can still be heard at night... The Wine Bottler.

Some of his books are: