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Hey! You! <insert name here>!! Yeah! I am-- Get over here!! Right now! Hey! I'm talking to you-- don't you walk a away from me when I'm talking to you.
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[edit] Christians
If you do not come over here this very instant, I will tell God all about your trip to Acapulco! I'll tell him all about how you share your special toy with the other boys! The power of Christ compels you! The power-- Damn it the power of Christ isn't working!
[edit] Buddhists
You should neither crave coming over here nor be reviled by it. The desire to come here will lead to suffering when you are not able to come here. The ability to come here will also result in suffering because when you get here I'm kicking you straight in the face mutha-fucka!
[edit] Brits
Oy! Come 'ere ya bllloody focking mother focker, ar I'all lock your stock!
[edit] White People
Please come over here? Please? I'll give you a cookie. HA!!! Now Ive got you in my horrible van of molestation!! You can't get away!! Hey- What? What is it, I was kidding! That guy's a fuckoff; it was a joke!
[edit] Ghetto People
Motherfucker I said COME the FUCK OVER HERE! Okay? Can you hear me wit'cha ears all bleedin' and shit? Stop bleedin' on my damn carpet. I will kick you in the mouth; what part of come over here are you having trouble with is it the not being where you are of the eventual gettin' the fuck over here that you are having issues with? I will not hesitate to look you straight in the eye and whoop ya' ass!
[edit] Emos
Why does no one ever bother in consoling my deepest miseries? No, just forget it. Don't even bother in coming over here. No one ever does. Just leave me to sulk alone in my dark abyss of pain and eternal torment. I never needed you anyway, despite the fact that I am going to write seven books of poetry on how heart-broken I am that you didn't come here. I know you won't even care that tomorrow I'll show up with 23 cut marks on my wrist, or that it's all your fault. Just leave me to my complete collection of Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance CDs while I plot up new ways to kill myself even though I'm never going to do them.
[edit] **** ***
Hey you! Hey, hey! You...no not you...you! Yes you, with the yellow leotard! Fuck you!
[edit] Preps
OMG! Have you seen my new shoes? You can see them if you come over here! They're totally fab! Exclamationpoint one! Pretty plz w/ a cherry on top k lol?
[edit] Pimps
Yo' bitch, you betta get yo' little bitch ass ova' here and gimme that money you owe me, bitch! Or I'ma cut yo' pay short, bitch, so get ova' here like a good little bitch or I'ma whoop yo' bitch ass, bitch! ...Bitch!
[edit] Ingsoc
Staying away is Crimethink and mark as doubleplusungood...Big brother is watching hey YOU!!
[edit] Party
Look! Free beer over here! Gotcha!
[edit] Yeah You!
Yeah you! I'm talking to you buddy!
[edit] Zombies
"Hey you" "Yeah?" "Could I borrow your brains for a moment?" "What for?" "Nothin" "Okay, but I am gonna need the brains you took last week back" "Ah jeez, how do I say this, I kinda, sorta, y'know..." "Oh Christ! Frank you promised! You said that that was the last time, that the meetings were working, and that I would be getting by brains back! Dammit Frank!" "Hey What? It happens okay? It happens! Hey now, we don't need to pick up the shot gun, hey, NO-RICHARD!"
[edit] Pink Floyd
- Hey you, out there in the cold
- Getting lonely, getting old
- Can you feel me
- Hey you, standing in the aisle
- With itchy feet and fading smile
- Can you feel me
- Hey you, don't help them to bury the light
- Don't give in without a fight
[edit] Avril Lavigne
Doesn't like YOUR girlfriend.
[edit] Other Languages
German - Du! Scheise Kopf! Kommst du hier doch jetzt oder Ich werde dich killen!
Engrish - Super fun bear is over coming to there! He set up us the bomb!
Swedish - Hej du! Kom över hit!
French - Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Chinese - Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching WaKong!
Hunosan - Csá köcsög!
[edit] The NSA
Drug him.
[edit] B.T.O
Hey you, you say you wanna change the world It's alright, with me there's no regret It's my turn, the circle game has brought me here And I won't let down 'till every song is set.
[edit] Mexicans
Vato, pst. Ven....QUE VENGAS! Ven or te voy a dar una con la chancla. No me crees? *SMACK*
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