Hidan
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“Jashin? AH!! I knew it. His god is a fake. Just listen to how it's name is said "joshing"”
“I'm Hidan, bitch”
~ Hidan on himself
“If I was left with a decision to sow back his head or Deidara's arm, I'd go with the arm”
~ Kakuzu on his partner Hidan
“He ain't the whitest gangsta around these parts”
~ Eminem on Hidan
Hidan is an evil foul mouthed, religious gangster formally from the Village Hidden in Sin (yes, the village was located on the same Sin from Final Fantasy X). He is scary, knitting man Kakuzu's partner and really doesn't get along well with him. Probably because Kakuzu is mad Jewish and puts money before his partner's well-being.
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[edit] Past
Hidan was born and raised in the Village Hidden in Sin, which wasn't as ghetto as the Village Hidden in Rain, but still pretty bad. Hidan's father abandoned him at birth and his mother never really cared about his well being. As such, Hidan was forced to raise himself. He turned to life on the streets where he began hanging out with the wrong crowd.
Hidan began doing your typical gangster to do list; rob convinent stores, sell drugs, mug old people for money, and rob homeless folk of their liquor. Oh and he freuquently got involved in freestyle rap battles with random people. Through these random acts of vandilism, Hidan developed that strong potty-mouth of his.
Of course, Hidan also suffered from depression and always had regret for the crimes he committed. He decided to embrace religion. Of course, since he never attended school and learned the difference between right and wrong, he turned to the cult religion of Jashism. The religion itself encourages acts of evil and states that anything good is bad (basically it's known as the backwards religion). After throwing away his life to this religion, he magically became immortal and thus he could never die. Oh and he gained voodoo powers which made himself a living voodoo doll and would transfer all the pain he recieved to his opponent.
[edit] In Akatsuki
With his newfound powers of immortality and voodoo, Hidan decided to work towards the goal of world domination, where only the hardest and religious of all gangsters could live in peace. Of course, he couldn't do it on his own so he decided to work for the Akatsuki organization which seemed to be up his alley.
There, he was immediatly hired after he totally put down Akatuski member Kisame in a rap battle. He was paired with the Naruto version of Mr. Krabbs and expert knitting man, Kakuzu. Needless to say, the two didn't get along immediatly when Kakuzu asked Hidan if he had any pennies on him and Hidan pissed Kakuzu with talks about not being righteous before his god.
Akatsuki leader, Pein mentioned before hand that Kakuzu had killed all his past partners because he was too cheap to split the earnings he recieved after all the missions he completed, but said because Hidan was immortal and could be put back together again like some cheap toy would be the ideal partner for him.
Hidan was presented with a three bladed scythe which looked totally super, special, awesome. Hidan perfered guns or as he liked to say "gats" because they looked totally cooler, but realizing what a religious fanatic he was, realized the scythe kinda suited him. Following that, Kakuzu and Hidan began their many wonderful adventures that would be filled with profanity, greed, make-out parties, and plenty of cult related events.
[edit] Travel to Konoha and fight with Asuma
Several years later, Hidan and Kakuzu came to Konoha. While Kakuzu merly came to retrieve some loose change from the local wishing well, Hidan immediatly began looking for someone to free-style against. After finding no luck, he decided to sit on some stairs and practice his freestyle.
Just then, he was attacked by Konoha's resident gangster jonnin, Asuma Sarutobi, local lack of personality kid, Shikamaru, and two chuunin. The Leaf ninja thought they had the upperhand, until Hidan showed how invincible he was. Then he proceeded to cut Asuma with his scythe and then licked the blood off the blade which officially made him a religious zealot/gangster/vampire. Hidan then turned black and magicially recieved skeleton-like tattoos on his body.
Hidan then proceeded to hurt himself like some depressed ridden emo, transferring all the pain to Asuma. Shikamaru tried to save him, but sadly Hidan stabbed himself in the heart with a pike and transferred the fatal pain to Asuma. To add insult to injury, Kakuzu played "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap as Asuma fell to the floor in slow motion. Hidan and Kakuzu then made their leave when Deidara's "supposed" sister Ino and resident fat-ass Choji came to assist their fallen teacher.
[edit] Downfall and Everlasting Boredom
Hidan and Kakuzu then decided to lay low for a while until everyone quit crying over Asuma till they made their return to Konoha. Unfortunatly for him, Shikamaru, his friends, and Kakashi all ambushed him and his partner. Shikamaru then seperated the two and went to fight Hidan by himsef.
Hidan proceeded to waste five minutes explaining his religion and then decided to land a freestyle that totally trashed Asuma. Shikamaru then proceeded to use his Shadow Violation juitsu on Hidan, making him his bitch. The lazy bumb then placed a couple of explosive stickers on the religious freak and then assisted by the ghost of his former teacher (a scene quite similar to Goku and Gohan's amazing victory over Cell, but not as cool) in blowing the loud mouthed zealot to pieces. Hidan's still living remains then fell into a deep hole.
In pieces, but his ego still intact, Hidan pulled a black knight and stated that his missing pieces were mearly "flesh wounds" and said he would "break his foot up in Shika-loser's ass". Shikamaru proceeded to degrade Hidan by saying he would ended up just like Humpty Dumpty; nobody will be able to put him back together again and he wold remain in that hole for all eternity. Following these remarks, Shikamaru buried the still talking moron under 7 feet of dirt, never to be seen or heard from again.
[edit] Present
Currently, Hidan is still in that hole in the middle nowhere. His days consist of eating worms, remaining motionless, and humming some old rap music. Basically, he is the most unfortunate member of Akatuski. While the others were able to enjoy awesome, sympathetic, and quick deaths, Hidan is immortal and in pieces buried under dirt 7 feet under where he will remain...forever.
[edit] Personality and Abilities
Personality wise, Hidan never was satisfied with one quality about himself. Being a gangster/religious zealot/vampire, he was forced to act out all three at the same time. Of course, he was also the most entertaining member of Akatsuki and was a good rapper. It was just that mouth of his that turned everyone off.
Abiltiy wise, Hidan had the powers of insult, profanity, talks of "blasfamy", immortality, and voodoo. He had plenty of options on the battlefield. He could either play the big headed loser that only spat good game, but could never act it up, he could play the religious zealot and threaten to kill people if they didn't convert, or he could play the voodoo master and make em his bitch.
