High style
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βNay, Luke, I doth be Thine fatherβ
~ Oscar Wilde on High Style
Highe Style is yonder Awesomely Leete language. It canst be used to addeth that extra touch to yonder novelles, sagas, poems, leys, Official Reportes and yonder Lawsuite Filings. It is also often useth to scare yonder listeners awaye.
[edit] History
In order for Thee to comprehend yonder Highe Style, thou must be familiar with yonder History. Yonder Highe Style was invented in yonder Fairytopia in Anno Domini MCCCXXXVII, where yonder Wizarde of Oz findest himself in Neede of a newe Language, for he hadst to impresseth his Supreme Authoritie over the Rebel Alliance, who sought most nefariously to topple his Galactic Empire. What better Way to do this than to inventeth a Language filled to yonder brim with extraneouse e's, t's, th's and st's, not to mentioneth yonder yonders and thees? So it wast doneth. Yonder Wizard used yonder Highe Style to slayest yonder Luke Skywalker and then served yonder Corpse to yonder Kitten Huffers, who useth it to decorate yonder Uncyclopaediae Logoe. It still decorateth yonder Maine Page, together with the victims of yonder Oprah Winfrey and yonder Tyme Traveller (For he disappeareth without a trace in the final Chaptere of yonder Booke, The Time Machine).
Some Tyme later, President Bushe of Jesuslande was rumoured to doth be speaking the language. However, he was determined to speak yonder Gibberish instead. His Wise President, yonder Dick Cheney, wast rumourest to hateth yonder Highe Style so much that he doth shooteth yonder Hunting Partner, for he spake it.
[edit] Grammar and Ortography (And Ornithology)
The language canst be composed by taking thine Leete Speeke, converting yonder Ugly Symbols into yonder Cursive, and addinge yonder weirde letters and words. "z0rz"es turneth into yonder "eth"s.
Yonder Example:
- Englishe - I rule!
- Leete - 1 r00lzorz!!!!!11111one
- High Style - I yonder rooleth!
All yonder "d"s are also turneth into "th"s.
Yonder Seconde Example:
- Englishe - That sucks my box!
- Leete - d4t suxx0rz my boxx0rz!
- Highe Style - That yonder sucketh mine bockseths!
Thou canst also speaketh it by converting yonder binary with yonder Anagram Creatore, but that ist condereth by Famous People to be yonder Cheating.
[edit] High Style Credentials
Some famous speakers of yonder Highe Style includeth:
- Shakespeare
- Oscar Wilde
- Gru
- Q
- Q's brother, R
- Lt. Commander Information of the starship USS Business
- Yonder Teletubbies
- Yonder Master Yoda
- NPCs
- Me, beeeyatch! [1]
When all yonder Very Famous People giveth yonder Highe Style yonder Thumbs Uppe, Thou shouldst understandeth that it doth be Importante, Hippe and Coole. Thou shoudlst use it any tyme and place thou canst.
And now, mine Good Disciples, Thou canst speake yonder Highe Style. Practice it oftene and Welle, useth it against thine Enemies, and may yonder Force bee-est with Thou. Amen.
