Hoax
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“I love foxes. That's why, once upon a time, I try and catch one of those.”
~ Oscar Wilde on hoaxing
A hoax is a subspecies of the fox running for elections when aroused by a motorized electric guitar, and feeding exclusively on fibonaccis. They mostly live in Northern Azerbaidjan.
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[edit] Invasion of the Hoaxes (note: this section is not real, it's just a hoax)
Since 1972, there has been more and more reports of hoaxes spreading across the Universe, calling for totalitarianists like SDWDYTIA (pronounced roughly like the French "jambon") to destroy all evidence of Alien life. See also the conspiracy theory.
[edit] Relations of Hoaxes
The social relations of hoaxes between themselves are purely speculative, since no one speaks their language. George Bush studied their behaviour between 1234 and 1378. Rumours say that the hoaxes are responsible for his invasion of Liechtenstein, since they had knowledge that this little-known country had vegemite sandwiches, and that they would eat them if Celine Dion would not stop singing. Well, she did not accept this, hence the loss of the secret of the vegemite sandwich, forever! It is after that incident that Mr. Bush reportedly reincarnated as a beaver with superpowers, including, but not restricted to, anal fisting, atomic fisting and fishing. But who can be sure, hey, this is not Wikipedia!!!
[edit] Hoax Busters
There have been, in glorious history, people so intelligent they called themselves hoaxbusters. They thought they was very smart, they thought they could catch the damned hoaxes, but they were wrong. They were SO wrong! (Please note: Oscar Wilde did not consider himself a hoaxbuster, although he did successfully catch a couple of those. See: OSCAR WILDE for more information)
[edit] Pictures of hoaxes
Hoaxes are hard to photograph as they are fast-moving. Here's one rare specimen. If you have more pictures of them, please feel free to add them here.
