Hobo-gravity
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Hobo-Gravity(discovered 203BC by Dwayne Christensen) is a strange force that surrounds homeless people(a hobo). The force works on how close the homeless guy is to you and how much money you have on you at that current time.
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[edit] Effect
If you were a rich man walking past a homeless guy a few feet away you would get sucked straight to his body and possible loss most your money. But if you were just an Average joe you could walk straight past and not get stuck unless you were to walk into him.
[edit] Calculations
It is calculated that about $100 with in a metre will create 1N of force for the homeless guy. But is decrease by 2N for every dollar the homeless person has.
[edit] Hobo-Gravitations
Currently Bill Gates walks around in a giant bubble suit so the Hobo-Gravitations don't affect him, since on the 2nd of June 2007 he had been sucked to several homeless people at once.
Stephen Hawking is currently disabled because of the Hobo-Gravitation event in Roswell, New Mexico 1947 which he hit a homeless man in the head damaging his spine and voice box. Which he and a friend later crashed there UFOs near Roswell thinking it was a parking lot while drunk.
The first to ever be Hobo-Gravatated was God who was at a local pub when a homeless guy came in and asked for some monies. Since God have loaded his wallet up with $1million bills he was crushed by the force and became the ruler of heaven.
[edit] Hobolaters
The Hobolaters are a group of ex-homeless people who have turned against rich people to give homeless people monies. They use fast bins to chase their victims down and corner them. They usually use garbage juice in the bin to try and blind their target to slow them down.
If you should confront a Hobolater you should grab what ever change you have and throw it towards the nearest road and run, if all goes to plan you will get away and they might be splattered by a truck.
List of famous Hobolaters:
- Robin Hood.
- Elmo.
- the Abominable Snowman.
- Satan.
- Darth Vader.
- Evil Jackie Chan.
- Adolf Hitler.
- Harry the Hobo.
[edit] The Anti-Hobolaters
The Anti-Hobolaters are a group of superheroes that fight homeless people and Hobolaters. They use their special abilities to stop the homeless people taking control of rich peoples monies.
List of famous Anti-Hobolaters:
- CALVIOUS THE OBLITERATOR - Willing to help the Anti-Hobolaters but yet still wants to destroy man-kind.
- The best Anti-Hobolater(Chuck Norris).
- The Pope.
- All the Heroes characters except Sylar.
- Good Jackie Chan.
- R2-D2.
- God and J.C(Jesus Christ).
- Batman.
- Peter Griffin.
- Prime Minister John Howard.
