Holy

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Holy is basically when something is all glowy and religious and stuff, or generally otherwise possess a high amount of holiness.

Holiness can be described as a state of extreme boredom, usually because you've spent too much time praying to a non-existent being.

Though it is different from "wholey," as in, "full of holes," people still make bad puns about it. Those puns, of cource, are wholesome and wholly holy. (the one exception to the bad puns rule is in Dogma, but that's mostly just because there's gunfire and demons involved. The joke's still lame)

There have been many notable examples of holy things in history. For the sake of simplicity, here's a few of them:

• Jesus H. Christ
• The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness
• Caffeine
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• The Holiest of Holies
• Shit
• Adolf the Red Nose Nazi

A visible aura behind one's head is often a sign of holiness, though less commonly a dangerous Glowing (and possibly holy) Head-Leech. If a Glowing Head-Leech is discovered, try praying. If you're lucky, your new holy aura will bounce that sucker right off. Unless the Glowing Head-Leech is holy, of course, in which case it will persist and demand worship.

'Your Holiness' is also a good way to refer to the Pope (unless he's off-duty, in which case you should just call him Bill).

[edit] Holy cheese!

“Holy Cheese!! Holy Cheese? Oh, Holy cheese.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Holy Cheese

Holy cheese! can cause confusion. What is it? What does it mean? Who made it up? Why does it exist? Was is God? or Oscar Wilde? All we know is that Holy cheese could be one of two things.

• An exclaimation: "Holy cheese! Did you see that?"

or

• Cheese with holes in: "Yes, I would like you to remove that Holy cheese from my arse before the mice come."

What ever Holy cheese may be, where ever it may be no one will know for sure what in fact it is. But its definitely Holy.

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[edit] Negative Holy Effects

The over-consumption of alchohol negates the effect of holiness by making the Holy Person by making them commit "attrocities" also known as helping the elderly or making references to Michael Jackson. There is a complicated formula that calculates the exact amount of alchohol required to totally negate the effects of holiness. A is the amount of alchohol required, H is the horniness factor of the individual and M is the amount of money the individual has.