Homie

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The word "Homie" is a word used by many un-gangster like humans, and it means that you hate somebody, very deeply from the bottom of your heart. However, many social scientists think otherwise. These scientists believe that each letter has a specific meaning.

1. H stands for hotdog.
2. o stands for ogre.
3. m stands for mommy.
4. i stands for Internet.
5. e stands for entertainment.

Therefore, these scientists came to the conclusion that the actual definition for the word "Homie" is a fat girl named shrek, who had modern technology and was a comedian.

[edit] Use of the word Homie

Below is an example of the word homie being used.

1. Person A: Hi.
2. Person B: Hiya.
3. Person A: Wat up dawg?
4. Person B: Nothing, and you?
5. Person A: I'm doing fine.
6. Person B: Holy crap guess what!!!!!!
7. Person A: WHAT WHAT!?!?!?
8. Person B: They finally arrested the great hunting trip murderer.
9. Person A: Ahhhhhhh! Really? Dang. He was my homie you know
10. Person B: O_O

[edit] Are you homie?

Well, are you?