Homsar (email)
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A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad "Hugging" "Homsar".
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homsar, George Bush
Places: The computer kingdom, Papa John's
Computer Tandy 400
Date: September 1851
Running Time: 3:60 (occurred on a leap second)
Page Title: Gimme $500!!!
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[edit] Transcript
STRONG BAD: {In a monotone voice} I'm gonna check my email, doo dog doo... Why the crap am I talking dog doo? That's like somthing your girlfriend would do.
Hi Strong Bad,
If you love Homsar so much,
why don't you hug him?
-Vinnie C.
{Strong Bad reads the last line as "From Virus C-son."}
STRONG BAD: {typing} You know what, Virus? You're right. This question as it is referred to, should consume a small amount of energy without misspelling. See! I did it! Anyawys, back to the email. {Clears the screen} It is Virus Season on CBC and I'll be right back. I've got to give Bush his vaccine. {gets up}
{Cut to the fæld, where homsar (note small letter in beginning) is standing for no reason. Strong Bad comes in from the right side of world.}
HOMSAR: DaAaAæAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA... What the crap eeeeeaaaaheeeaaaahæææææs it, Strongé Badwarde?
STRONG BAD: Uh... I gotta hugs you, so yous better be...
HOMSAR: {A strange helicoptericalical machine grows out from his face totally making his head spin, man! He then slowly begins mooooooooving 0pw4rdZ}
STRONG BAD: Uuh... I'all come back then! Gulp! Gulpé!
{Cut to George Bush standing in Papa John's. Strong Bad enters the frame in the foreground.}
GEORGE BUSH: Howdy, Swtrong Bad! Did you that the war in Irack waas Jusst?
STRONG BAD: {faces George Bush} AaAaAaAaAa! He's Invaded Papa John's, Help!!!
{Strong Bad leaves the frame and Homsar falls in, completely crushing George Bush. Dead. Cut back to Tandy 400.}
STRONG BAD: {sits down, typing} Oh man, Homsar. That time you saved me. Thanks a lot! Anywhom, there's this... Competition coming up. It's about viruses and alternate universes. Teh Cheat kinda helps me on those things. Totally... Liek Sowe {After the "Thanks a lot!" part, Strong Bad actually says Awww... Where can I find glue sticks? Compy, come up here! You have no viruses, neither do you have alternate universes Teh Cheat would go through. So... things... Kinda like helpful dumps... Totally... I likes some. Stops typing} Well... I guess I should better get on with things... You know, gotta kiss Marzipan, B-slap Homestar, stare at Teh Cheat while he's potty training, totally get it Jigg-ee with Strong Mad and still have time to destroy Strong Sad's hopes and dreams... like he has any...
{Homsar walks in, he turns to Strong bad with George Bush still on his feet}
HOMSAR: Hiiiiaaaa Sttwongga Baaddy
STRONG BAD: Uhhh... I have to hug you...
HOMSAR: {The heli-thingy grows out from his face again. He moves 0pw4rdZ again. Once he læves thæ scænæ, various piæces of cotton bællæ fæll from the 'bæv. Homsar falls.}
GEORGE BUSH: {Comes in from the left side of the world} Now I can stop this war! I think violence that you've been talking about is not the answer, which I think Vicki N should shut up about. I think "hugging" can be kept away by giving the world's Homsars a big hug.
STRONG BAD: No... Wayahipplogioteetinghipdolomion
{The Paper comes down and covers the screen and it says "Graphically intense violence"}
{The Paper goes up and it shows the computer smashed and the room empty except for blood stains.}
[edit] Easter Eggs
This email has more easter eggs than any other, since most of the Flash File (size 5.999999999... MB) is easter eggs.
- Click on the first "virus" word to see your girlfriend naked.
- Click on the heli-thingy to see a box of Heli-cop Installment
- Click on Liek Sowe to see a paper with various meanings of Liek Sowe
|Liek Sowe Wordbook:
|Like so
|Like some
|Like Yo Momma's assets
- At the end, click on the smashed computer to see a secret tape displaying Homsar and Strong Bad's hug.
STRONG BAD: Look, I really don't wanna hug you right now, but I guess I'll have to do it. You know... With the president here... Really. I seriously should get going now. Got a lot of stuff to do... Check emails, cook dinner, and all the other stuff I told about on Strong Bad: Action news. {A Comic Sans MS fonted and bold text appears on the top saying "Strong Bad: I'm a sissy!"} So you really should get on the move on, you know. Sure bet you've got a lot of stuff to do... Now, I must get on go-
GEORGE BUSH: {Offscreen} Now you gotta do this, okay?!
STRONG BAD: Okay... Here we {Stands on the stool ready to jump} go... Okay... Ready now, ready to jump! {Jumps in the direction of Homsar.}
{A strange Zing! sound is heard and the camera suddenly tips over. A strange orange ball flies over the camera in approximately 3090 miles/h.}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- This is the first email in which Strong Bad notices someone exists.
- This is also the first email that shows an area outside of the computer room.
- This is Homsar's coolest appearance.
- This is the first email where a character other than George Bush appears.
- This is the first email that is remotely funny.
[edit] Remarks
- When Homsar turns to face Strong Bad, only the smashed George Bush moves. He stays put.
- The Flash file for this email is the smallest in terms of size at just over 10 Gegabytes.
[edit] Goofs
- Strong Bad's mouth doesn't move when he says "Doo Dog doo."
- In this email Strong Bad's mask doesn't have a clip-on lace on the back of it when he goes outside.
- In the last frame Strong Bad's keybord turns into a banana
- George Bush appears naked except for a pair of Air Jordans for the first 30 seconds. This is an error because the real George Bush prefers Nike.
- If you roll over the Games link but quickly remove the mouse, Bush will say games, but his bowler hat will disappear momentarily and Homsar will not fall.
- When Strong Bad's head begins moving upwards once he says "Homsar", his head reveals his inner intestines. This can only be viewed for 11 seconds if you eat a sycopheraousticafooliigehfficous banana.
- This email contraces two holidays!
- When homsar says Kæl in the DVD Version.... well he does.
[edit] Glitches
- Once 92 seconds has passed, you can click the electrocuting button to electricute yourself.
[edit] Fast Forward
- After 5 minutes of fast forwarding, your computer turns in to a life-size Homsar picture.
- After 10 minutes of fast forwarding, your Homsar picture turns into a cardboard box filled with excactly 17 grumblecakes and 3 thecheatcakes, thusly having 20 cakes in the box. If Tymmi took 3 grumblecakes and two thecheatcakes, how many thecheatcakes, grumblecakes and all-around cakes would be left in the cardboard box?
[edit] External links
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