Hoover Dam
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“Dam it!”
~ J. Edgar Hoover on the Colorado River
The Hoover Dam (also known as the 17th dam Wonder of the World) is a large dam wall, constructed entirely out of dam concrete illegally obtained from Canada.
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[edit] The Dam Name
The original dam name of the dam structure was "Balder Dam". During the Great Depression, the dam builders were running out of dam money. The Hoover company bought the rights to name the dam thing and the dam has been known as the Hoover Dam since. The dam company also provided some of the dam technology used to drive the dam generators. Another dam theory was that the dam was named for President Herbert Hoover, who has been said to have "sucked as President".
[edit] The Dam History
[edit] The Beaver Dam
The first attempt to dam the Colorado River was carried out by a family of beavers who lived in the area. The dam was dam well built, but the dam beavers did not have the dam building permits, and so the dam thing was demolished.
[edit] The God Dam
The next attempt to dam the river dates back to the 1700s when the Pilgrims wanted a way to recreate the Great Flood. They built what was then known as the God Dam and it survived for several years before it dam broke, and instead of creating a flood upstream, it flooded all the dam towns and cities downstream.
[edit] Hoover Dam
The Hoover dam was built by a bunch of dam companies with a lot of dam concrete and was possible with the combined dam knowledge of the dam engineers. Many dam people thought the dam thing would be dam near impossible to make and thought President Hoover was just dam crazy.
The Hoover Dam is responsible for the creation of Lake Mead (also known as "That Dam Lake") which supplies the dam water to the dam idiots in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. Currently the Hoover dam's main purpose is to charge people a lot of dam money to go on a dam tour which consists mainly of going through dam tunnels and seeing the dam turbines that generate dam electricity.
[edit] The Recent Years
Recently, the Hoover Dam has found to be a breeding ground for large robots, getting their dam power from the dam generators. There are a large number of Transformers at the site to assist with regulating the voltage of the power generated by the dam thing.
When the dam water comes in contact with the dam robots, the Dam Oscar Mayer function of the robots turn on, causing massive quantities of dam bologna to fire out of its enlarged chest cannon. This dam bologna is generally considered to be "dam awesome" and quite possibly "The dam tastiest thing ever!"
[edit] See Also
Categories: 1900s | Architecture | Construction | Engineering | Robots
