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Hot Chicks are a type of girl, who are much more attractive than other forms of girls (therefore making them much more desirable) because they ate a lot of spinach when they where five. Unfortunately they are usually far less suitable ‘mates' than other ordinary girls. They rarely cook, clean, or help in any way whatsoever. They WILL bitch and annoy you beyond belief most of the time. Experts say Hot Chicks are worth all these troubles though. Do not be disheartened though, for there are some Hot Chicks that are willing to sleep with you, who are known as Prostitutes. A note of caution: Prostitutes could land your stupid ass in jail, so it is highly recommended that you do not do any intimate sort of activity with a prostitute.' You know you want to do her!' It is widely aggreed that anyone who visits the hot chick page on uncyclopedia will never have sexual incourse with one.

1 Types of Hot Chicks
2 Other terms
3 Hot Chicks and the Internet
4 Hot Chicks and other Hot Chicks
5 Relationship of Tequila to Hot Chicks
6 Another "Hot Chick" that will definitely leave you heartbroken
7 See also

[edit] Types of Hot Chicks

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There are finite variations of Hot Chicks, here are a few:

Notrap Arual
The Dumb Blonde
The Seductive Brunette -----> dayuummm shes hot
The Tall Redheads
The Thundering Bitch
the Purple Haired Anime Babe
Asian Slut
Stifler's Mom
Latina Whores
Your Mom
Succubi
Ninja Babes

[edit] Other terms

There are many other names for hot chicks, this changes vastly from region to region. Here are some examples;

Babe
Chick
xeT
Lash
Hardbody
your mom
your other mom
your sister
your grandmother

Cutie
MILF
Doll
Fuckable
Fuckalishious
Hottie
The one with big boobs
Mouthbreathers
bootylicious
Azn

[edit] Hot Chicks and the Internet

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There are two ways of encountering a Hot Chick on the internet.

The first is by visiting certain specialised websites, they are known as ‘pornography’ sites. They may be hard to find but they contain pictures of Hot Chicks, often with other Hot Chicks (see below)
The second is on any forum, message board, chat room or messenger programme. All Hot Chicks found here are either a figment of your imagination or are infact 58 year old men, DO NOT BE FOOLED!

[edit] Hot Chicks and other Hot Chicks

Hot Chicks are sometimes, but usually not, bisexual. In fact, in the event of two Hot Chicks meeting, they will almost never end up sleeping together. If this DOES happen, you need either a new life or a new date or BOTH! There is usually a conveniently placed cameraman nearby to capture this, or at the very least someone will write down and document the encounter, and then place it on a highly credible site that hosts these type of true stories. Sad, ain't it?

[edit] Relationship of Tequila to Hot Chicks

It has been scientifically shown that Gin, Tequila, and other spirits can change the way one views chicks and make some appear hotter than perhaps they might upon sober reflection. See One-night stand, Sex, and Stripper for more information.