HowTo:Kill a Shedinja
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“Shedinja!!”
~ A Shedinja on itself
“Oh snap!!”
~ Pokemon trainer on getting killed by a Shedinja
“The japanese obviously have a lot of time on their hands.”
~ Us on the Japanese
Welcome to a guide on how to be able to kill a Shedinja. This article refers to the Pokemon known as a Shedinja, and not an actual ninja.
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[edit] Introduction
It is just typical, isn't it? You've been turned into a retarded Pokemon, been made to join a stupid rescue team, you're walking through a dungeon trying to rescue an ungrateful Plusle from certain death simply because it will give you a cookie, and just as you walk around the corner to rescue the said Plusle, what happens?? A Shedinja walks out of the wall and kicks the crap out of you! You'd come all this way, just to fall down at the final hurdle against a fricking Shedinja! How unfair!
If death by a Shedinja has happened to you, and as a result you have suffered loss of berries and cash, then you might want to consider reading this article. As a guide, this article will train you to be able to fight back against the dreaded Pokemon known as a Shedinja, and be able to stand up for yourself in the dungeon.
[edit] FAQ about a Shedinja
Q. Just what the heck is a Shedinja?
A. A 'Shedinja', as it is known, is one of the many strange and ugly Pokemon that populate the minds of Japan. According to its biography, it is known as being simply a piece of shell, hollow and dead, but was brought back to life for some unknown reason. As a result, it hangs around dungeons, ready to steal the soul of any other creature, and possibly devour the brains of the creature as well. In short, it is very much a cross between a zombie and a ghost. Not something to mess with.
Q. Why does it hurt me so?
A. Well, as it has been already mentioned, the Shedinja is just a mindless zombie/ghost. It has no real purpose, so it goes around killing everything else. Possibly for fun.
Q. Can it be killed?
A. Yes, but we will reveal that later on.
Q. Where does it live?
A. Usually the Shedinja will hide in the wall, waiting for a passer-by, before jumping out and attacking. Sometimes a Shedinja will come out of the wall to fall asleep on the ground, but that's only to lure unsuspecting Pokemon close, so it can jump up and attack without warning.
[edit] Killing Methods
The Shedinja is, as already said, a cross between a ghost and a zombie. As such, you would think that it would be impossible to kill such a creature, as it must surely be immortal and unstoppable. In short, yes, you would be correct in assuming this. A Shedinja is virtually impossible to kill, as it has the ability to cause all attacks directed at it to have never occurred at all. This distortion of the Space Time Continuum is a trait in some ghosts, and so it is not surprising that the Shedinja is able to perform this ability. Even if you do manage, with luck, to even land a hit, the Shedinja has procured enough evil power to be able to negate all damage done to itself to 1. As such, many have ran (and fallen) when confronted with a Shedinja.
[edit] Projectiles
Recently, many teams have come across a suitable method of attacking the Shedinja, which will now be mentioned. This method of killing the Shedinja involves throwing a sharp object at it from a distance. The Shedinja may be undead, but it certainly ain't bullet-proof. Throwing anything sharp enough to cause damage will be enough to kill the Shedinja, be it a Silver Spike, Iron Thorn, a bullet, or Michael Jackson's nose.
[edit] Attacks
Although it has been said that Shedinja's are virtually invulnerable to any attack whatsoever, it is possible that an attack is strong enough to break the Space Time Continuum and thus kill the Shedinja. Be advised, though, that only a handful of attacks have such capabilities to hurt a Shedinja. These attacks can range from:
- The dangerously stupid (eg. running up and biting the Shedinja)
- The downright 'asking for it' (throwing rocks at the Shedinja)
- The plain weird (throwing a Shadow Ball at the Shedinja).
Any one of these things can be powerful enough to destroy the Shedinja, and allow you to make your escape. Attack that won't work are those that do not fit into any of the above categories.
[edit] Escape Methods
Should you not have a suitable attack or throwing object to be able to kill a Shedinja, your best effort would be to flee and hope that it does not chase after you. It is most likely, however, that the Shedinja will mow you down as soon as it realises that you do not pose a threat. The Shedinja is able to pass through walls, so no matter where you hide it will be able to catch you. So your best option is to use what is known as an 'Escape Orb', which magically teleports you out of the dungeon, through the ceiling, and back to wherever you came from. It should be noted, though, that the Shedinja has the power to stop these orbs from being used, especially if you are currently in battle with it.
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