HowTo:Make Enemies
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To make enemies you will need:
- Construction paper
- Paste
- Scissors
- Crayon
- Pencils
- Flour
- Envelope
Also helpful:
- A hijacked plane
- Own a democracy
- Start a corporation
- Being perfect
- Some drugs
- Being cereal
[edit] Steps
Step 1.
Now take your paper and cut it into the shape of a bomb. The Classic round bomb with a wick is recommended
Step 2.Tip
Skull and cross bones are extra scary
Colour in da bomb.
Step 3.
Write some sort of threating message. Here are some helpful pointers which are used by some of the best in the business:
- Start with "Your Mother/Father is gay"
- You're either with us or against us.
- Sprinkle profanity liberally.
- Make some threats.
- Make some more threats.
- Mention religion
Tip
Run around with the scissors
Put the bomb in a envelope and pour in some flour. Dont forget to write your return address on the back.
Step 5.
Leave to sit for 5 days
Step 6.Tip
Eat the paste
Deliver your envelopes to random people in your street.
Step 7.
Sit back and wait.
